A/N: Hi! And thanks for taking the time to look at this story! Well the basic idea is how to care for and keep happy Jeff the Killer. Ok I'll shut up now. Enjoy the story!

Chapter One: Finding your killer and how to not freak out.

Day One: If you find a killer in your basement try to stay calm. You might startle him/her. Now approach them with caution and try not to get stabbed.

I wish I could say that I had this guide before I found Jeff the Killer in my basement using my washing machine. I was home alone since it was my parents date night. I went to get my underwear out of the dryer and I saw someone climbing into my basement through the window. Hoping I was hallucinating I ran up stairs into my room. Eventually I went back to the basement only to find Jeff the Killer sitting in front of my washing machine in his boxers.

He apparently didn't notice me at first then saw me and yelled out, " Who the fuck are you?!"

Equally startled I yelled back," I'm Alexis. And why the hell are you in my basement almost naked?!"

It took him a second to answer.

"I'm washing my clothes in your washing machine since I thought no one was home. Don't worry I wasn't planning on killing you. I swear."

"Sure." I said rolling my eyes. His story wasn't all that believable besides the fact of him being in his boxers. We just kinda sat in silence until I felt a bit awkward.

"So you want some pants while you wait cause your making me uncomfortable."

"Yeah sure. And do you have any food like a sandwich or something? I haven't eaten in a few hours."

So trying my best to not get stabbed and stay on Jeff's good side ,I went up stairs to get pants and a sandwich.

When I went back to the basement Jeff was in the bathroom so I sat on the ground waiting for him. I looked over to my side just because and I saw the boxers Jeff was wearing on the floor. To make things worse before I could react he came out of the bathroom full out nude. Jeff just walked up to me casually. I tried my best to look away but I just couldn't. The creepypasta I had read about over and over was sitting next to me naked. The things I wanted to do, but all I could manage to say was, "I brought you a sandwich."

"Thanks!" Jeff said while grabbing the sandwich from me. To me I felt as if he rarely had normal contact with people, just killing them. Explaining why he was so ok with being naked next to me. Then I remembered I had brought down some pants. So deciding to end the awkward I gave Jeff the pants. He thanked me and put them on.

After a few minutes of painful silence I asked Jeff if he wanted to go upstairs. He simply nodded and followed me upstairs. Once we sat on the couch and began to watch T.V. I started checking him out. For a guy who had a smile carved into his face he was pretty damn hot. I was about to attempt another conversation with him when the news came on with the top story being the weather. A blizzard was set to hit by 12:30 that night. And Jeff was listening to the weatherman's every word before exclaiming," A blizzard! That means I'm gonna be stuck here until it blows over. Fuck!"

Mentally celebrating I told him he could stay in my room as long as he needed. He agreed and went into the kitchen. And when he sat down again I heard the garage door opening. My parents were back from date night.

Trying to be quick I told Jeff to go into my room and hide in my closet while I hid his clothes, and ran upstairs before my parents could walk in the house. When I got to my room Jeff was on my bed naked again getting comfortable. This would be one awkward nigh.

A/N: That was pretty awkward for my OC Alexis. For some info on Alexis check out my bio. Hope you liked that reviews are welcome. Now I should go eat something like a sandwich. Peace out readers!