Meloblaster: 'Ello everybody! Yes this is the moment you've been waiting for. The first ever edition of the Twelve Days of Hogwarts.
Pharoahess Michelle: This is a fun little song-fic co-written by Meloblaster and me.
Meloblaster: Don't worry guys. Michelle's yami didn't get a chance to add anything, so you won't have to worry about your innocence
Akane (Michelle's yami): What is that supposed to mean?
Pharoahess: What do you think it means?
Akane: You made me seem dirty-minded
Meloblaster: Glad you caught on.
Akane: Why you…*rushes at Meloblaster, tries to pin her to the ground*
Meloblaster: *sidesteps*
Akane: *falls face first on the ground*
Meloblaster: *shrugs* That was easy.
Pharoahess: mwhahahahaha … Well anyways, for the disclaimer: The content was taken from Harry Potter, so all the names you recognize in the song belongs to J. K. Rowling. These lyrics are sung to the Twelve Days of Christmas, a popular Christmas Carol.
Meloblaster: Read, Sing, Enjoy and review!!!!!!!
The Twelve Days of Hogwarts
On the first day of Hogwarts, Professor Snape gave me,
A great big detention.
On the second day of Hogwarts, Professor Snape gave me,
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the third day of Hogwarts, Professor Snape gave me
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the fourth day of Hogwarts, Professor Snape gave me
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the fifth day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the 6th day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the 7th day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the eighth day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
8 NEWTS level questions
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the ninth day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
9 duels with Malfoy
8 NEWTS level questions
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the tenth day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
10 points from Gryffindor
9 duels with Malfoy
8 NEWTS level questions
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the 11th day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
11 newt eyeballs
10 points from Gryffindor
9 duels with Malfoy
8 NEWTS level questions
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
On the twelfth day of Hogwarts Professor Snape gave me
12 day suspension
11 newt eyeballs
10 points from Gryffindor
9 duels with Malfoy
8 NEWTS level questions
7 drops of veritaseum
6 hexes in a row
5 werewolf essays
4 hours with Lockhart
3 boomslang skins
2 poison potions and a great big detention.
Pharoahess: Well, hope ya liked it. It was soooooooooo kawaii ^_^
Meloblaster: Remember to review! Flames will be fed to my pet black hole, so feel free to send them.
Pharoahess: You never told me you had a pet black hole.
Meloblaster: It's name is CrimEye
Pharoahess: Oh okay.
Crazy Canuck: *pops out of nowhere* a-HEM! Where's my credit?! *taps her foot impatiently*
Meloblaster: Um ya, she helped make up the name for it, but it's MY black hole… *to Crazy Canuck* We'll settle this later *to everyone* Well, we gotta go plot some more. Looking forward to your reviews!
Pharoahess Michelle: Ja ne! Oh yeah, before you all break the door, please check out my Twelve Days of Badminton !! velly much appreciated! Ok, now you can go.