Disclaimer and author notes: I don't own the rights to the song "Trapped In The Closet". R. Kelly is the rightful owner. I don't own the rights to "Final Fantasy VI" or any other Final Fantasy game. Sqaure Enix do. I just own this songfic parody. I know that R.Kelly sings everyone parts in the original song, but for my songfic, everyone ave his or her own part(in later chapters), just to clear that outta the way. This songfic is rated PG-13 for lanuage and sexual contexts.
Locke's P.O.V
Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then Terra comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't Celes
Now I've got this dumb look on my face Like, what have I done? How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun? Must of lost the track of time Oh, what was on my mind? From the club, went to Figaro's Castle So what if I plan to stay that long
Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then Terra streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at Terra, like she was crazy
Said, "Terra move out my way"
Said, "You know I have Celes at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Terra, I've got to get home"
She said, Edgar was comin' up the stairs
"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window"
"You could, we're on the 2nd floor, but we need to do this songfic"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna steal Terra's panties
Then Edgar walks in and yells, "I'm home"
Terra says, "Honey, I'm naked in the bedroom"
He walks in there with a perverted smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been sleeping with Relm"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've don't care and I ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, Terra so good that she deserves an Oscar
Edgar thorws Terra in the bed
Terra transform into her Esper form and Edgar and her starts doing it
I'm in the closet, masturbating, like man, "What the fuck, how is Edgar screwing Esper Terra"
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way Edgar act, I could tell at was too late
Edgar hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm to dumb to solve it but I gonna anyways"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this king open this closet"
Edgar walks in a maid's bathroom
Terra says, "Baby, stop watching the maid taking a shower, you perv"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
The maid kicks him in the nuts and call him a "Peeping Tom"
Then he walks back to the room, crying and holding his balls
Right now, I'm laughing at him
Checks under the bed
Then opens the window and randomly looks at birds
He looks at the closet
I pull out my sword
Edgar walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...
Author Notes: Chapter Two is coming real soon. For now, please R&R and tell me how you like this parody. The next few chapters may or may not be in Locke's P.O.V