Funny scenes
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine. I only own the plot.
A/N: The scenes are going to be mixed. As you see the first one is from book 4 and the next one will be from book 1.
From book four scene No.1 (when the twins dropped some sweets)
Trouble with sweets
No one noticed Dudley eating the colorful sweet but the boy who lived instantly noticed that something was wrong when the fat teenager suddenly whimpered and cowered his groin with his hands. Harry looked at twins with suspicion but only saw two identical faces looking innocently confused. The sound of Dudley's trousers tearing finally got everyone's attention, even aunt Petunia's who was watching Arthur with her hawk-like eyes as he examined the television. She grabbed hold of Dudley's hands and tried to pull them away so she could see what caused her Duddy's trousers to tear. When she finally succeeded Harry chuckled and without a warning fell out of his seat, laughing hysterically.
Twins looked at each other one rather confused, other a bit angry. They agreed to talk about it later and pushed Harry into the fireplace, sending him to the Burrow.
They came a minute later looking a bit peeved. "What's wrong?" Harry asked.
"I can't belive Fred gave the last ton-dick-toffee to your stupid cousin. I was saving it for…er…never mind what I was saving it for. It's not like he actually needed it"George explained, blushing madly as he realized what he just revealed. Harry smirked. "Oh, belive me when I say he really needed it. But George, I never knew you'd be…ah, lacking." George blushed even more. "I don't care. It's still all Fred's fault." "How was I supposed to know it wasn't the ton-tongue-toffee? They look exactly the same! The only difference is in taste!" Fred said in his defense.
Harry grinned innocently " And how do you know that?" George looked like Christmas came early. "Yeah, brother dear. How do you know that." Now Fred was blushing bright red that made even his hair look pale. Harry decided he had enough fun. "Fred, it's not like we care. I'm just a bit annoyed that you did a favor to Dudley" At that moment Arthur apparated into the room, scaring the hell out of everyone.
"Boys, what exactly was that?" he asked the twins. They looked at each other, swallowed and said at the same time "Would you believe us if we told it was just puberty?" Arthur looked at them, clearly in doubt "Are you trying to say that it's normal for muggles to grow a...er, penis as large as a Hagrid's?" The boys looked at him strangely and Arthur quickly added "I meant his broomstick! "
George quickly answered the earlier question about muggles and their ...wands. "Er…yes?" Arthur immediately stopped looking angry and smiled cheerfully. "Yes,yes…strange creatures, muggles.I'll leave you alone then." He left the room muttering " But how do they hide it without magic?" and Harry, Fred and George couldn't hold in their laughter any longer. "Man, your father just keeps getting weirder and weirder."
The next scene will probably be posted tomorrow. After that I'll post every week.
If you find any grammar or spelling mistakes let me know!