Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight… I own nothing tragically
BPOV:
"ALICE IF I FIND YOU I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!!" I screamed as menacingly as I could manage. The whole being able to actually threaten physical harm thing without causing myself permanent damage was a feeling I was still getting used to. But it had certainly proved useful in getting me out of being dragged around shops worldwide by my frustratingly stubborn sister-in-law Alice. Of course had being the operative word seeing as Alice had come up with a new tactic, convincing Renessme that she needed more clothing, as if that were actually possible, with an entire extended family of doting immortals who had unlimited finances, fashion connections and time. And then of course my sweet daughter was adamant that I go with them both, to make sure that their choices were age appropriate and I suppose it was just as well with the items Alice had tried to sneak past me, my goodness did a two year old really need a fitted Chanel trench coat with matching cashmere gloves? granted Nessie did not look like your average two year old but, well you could feed an entire country with the money Alice seemed to spend in one shopping trip not to mention that as much as Nessie enjoyed being doted upon she seemed to prefer a slightly more laid back look, like her mother I suppose, I thought to myself amusedly at least that's one thing I could claim that she had gotten from me, it seemed her amazing intellect and fascination with music of the alternative kind I could not claim, that was all Edward. I could so much of Edward in her, she was so perfect that I was sure it must be somewhat hard for human eyes to look at her. Which brought me back to why I was currently threatening to dismember Alice…