Hey peepz! The crazed Mystera here! I thought of this one during...Math class.. I think. Don't ask...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, and I never will...I mean, I own my videos and such, but not some major corporation. ^_^ It would probably go bankrupt...
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" Don't go there! Don't go there! One dollar!" Mystera yelled.
She was sitting at a booth in the middle of NYC, trying to sell talking, annoying dolls.
Mystera: Sheez..Is ANYONE gonna BUY this crap?! Oh..here comes a customer.
Our beloved chimera comes to my..er..Mystera's booth.
Zelgadis: Do you have ' Justice shall win!' or a whiny brat doll?
Mystera: Sure thing! *Looks him over* ..Could I also intrest you in a facial cleanser?
Zelgadis: No, just the doll.
Mystera: Ok! One Justice-Freak doll! *Hands him the doll..which looks remarkably like Amelia...hmm...^_^*
Zel: *Starts stomping on the doll*
Mystera: ...er..I guess this guy has issues.
Zel: *finished* *sigh* That was refreshing.. *walks away*
Mystera: *screams after him* Glad to help!
Another customer comes to her booth. She looks almost fourteen.
Amelia: Do you have 'Leave me alone!' or 'Shut up, Amelia' (A/N: Can you guess who she's talking about? A certain stony man?)
Mystera: Sure! Can I intrest you in some...decaf coffee?? ^_^;
Amelia: NO! Just the DAMN DOLL!!!
*People stare*
Mystera: oooo temper, temper! Here's your doll.
Amelia: *crunches the doll* Why..*crunch* Dont..*crunch* You....*crunch* LOVE ME!!*crunch*
Mystera: *sweatdrops* Jeez, this one's a winner...
Amelia: *sniff* Thanks.. *walks away..*
Mystera: I wonder if that was PMS....
Another customer walks in...who we can all recognize...
Lina: Hey, do you have a doll that acts like it has no clue? Or to be more exact 'I don't get it?'
Mystera: Sure do! *hands her the Gourry doll*
Lina: Thanks..
Mystera:...Aren't you gonna smash it?
Lina: No. *sets doll on the ground* More like this...FIRE BALL!!
The doll explodes.
Mystera: Eh heh heh....O k...Glad to help you!
Lina: Thanks! Bye!
Mystera: At least she was nice....
Oh! My Favorite! Another person starts to stand near the booth.
Mystera: ..Um...Hi, can I intrest you in some breakable dolls? Or any other things?
Xelloss: Maybe.
Mystera: *to herself* Oh great, not another one of these....
Xel: Well, do you have...hmm.. 'I'm better then you!' With an english accent? (A/N: You know...Val's voice in the Slayers dubbed...)
Mystera: Do you mind if it has a horn on its head?
Xel: The more like him, the better!
Mystera: Riiight... Well, here's your doll! *hands him the doll*
Xel: Thanx! *dissappears*
Mystera: *wide-eyed* Where'd he go?
Another temper tantrum about to occur:
A horny-boy comes to the booth. ^_^
Val: Um, excuse me (A/N: British accent! ^_^) do you have ' That is a secret!'? (A/N: This one's a toughie....)
Mystera: Yep! What color hair?
Val: Purple.
Mystera: Ok, comin' right up! *hands him the doll, and runs for cover*
Val: *starts tearing up the doll* STUPID F****** FRUITCAKE!!!
Mystera: *runs back to the booth*
Val: I feel ...better...
Mystera: Glad to help! Bye!
A wandering customer comes by.
Gourry: Do you have a doll that is a girl with red hair, flat-chested...kinda angry looking, but still pretty?
Mystera: *sweatdrops* Uh... what would it say?
Gourry: Um...uh... 'Gourry, you jellyfish-for-brains?'
Mystera: Yep, we got it.
Gourry: Oh good.
Mystera: *hands him the doll*
Gourry: *stares blankly at the doll*..............What do I do with it?
Mystera: Anything you want....ew that sounded nasty....
Gourry: Oh,..I think I'll keep it in my suitcase and show it to Lina.
Mystera: Go right on ahead.
Gourry: Thanks, bye! *Walks away*
Mystera: I gotta get a new job...*packs up and heads home*
Mystera: I wonder how those people are doing....
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Everyone's eating dinner.
Zel: *whistling a tune*
Amelia looks like she's gonna pound someone one second, then cry the next.
Lina looks happy and shares her food with Gourry.
Gourry: Wow, Lina! Thanks! Hey, by the way, I wanna show you something I bought today.
Lina: Ok.
Val: *snore*
Xel: ^_^ Oh I know what IM gonna do with that doll...^_~
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything, and I never will...I mean, I own my videos and such, but not some major corporation. ^_^ It would probably go bankrupt...
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" Don't go there! Don't go there! One dollar!" Mystera yelled.
She was sitting at a booth in the middle of NYC, trying to sell talking, annoying dolls.
Mystera: Sheez..Is ANYONE gonna BUY this crap?! Oh..here comes a customer.
Our beloved chimera comes to my..er..Mystera's booth.
Zelgadis: Do you have ' Justice shall win!' or a whiny brat doll?
Mystera: Sure thing! *Looks him over* ..Could I also intrest you in a facial cleanser?
Zelgadis: No, just the doll.
Mystera: Ok! One Justice-Freak doll! *Hands him the doll..which looks remarkably like Amelia...hmm...^_^*
Zel: *Starts stomping on the doll*
Mystera: ...er..I guess this guy has issues.
Zel: *finished* *sigh* That was refreshing.. *walks away*
Mystera: *screams after him* Glad to help!
Another customer comes to her booth. She looks almost fourteen.
Amelia: Do you have 'Leave me alone!' or 'Shut up, Amelia' (A/N: Can you guess who she's talking about? A certain stony man?)
Mystera: Sure! Can I intrest you in some...decaf coffee?? ^_^;
Amelia: NO! Just the DAMN DOLL!!!
*People stare*
Mystera: oooo temper, temper! Here's your doll.
Amelia: *crunches the doll* Why..*crunch* Dont..*crunch* You....*crunch* LOVE ME!!*crunch*
Mystera: *sweatdrops* Jeez, this one's a winner...
Amelia: *sniff* Thanks.. *walks away..*
Mystera: I wonder if that was PMS....
Another customer walks in...who we can all recognize...
Lina: Hey, do you have a doll that acts like it has no clue? Or to be more exact 'I don't get it?'
Mystera: Sure do! *hands her the Gourry doll*
Lina: Thanks..
Mystera:...Aren't you gonna smash it?
Lina: No. *sets doll on the ground* More like this...FIRE BALL!!
The doll explodes.
Mystera: Eh heh heh....O k...Glad to help you!
Lina: Thanks! Bye!
Mystera: At least she was nice....
Oh! My Favorite! Another person starts to stand near the booth.
Mystera: ..Um...Hi, can I intrest you in some breakable dolls? Or any other things?
Xelloss: Maybe.
Mystera: *to herself* Oh great, not another one of these....
Xel: Well, do you have...hmm.. 'I'm better then you!' With an english accent? (A/N: You know...Val's voice in the Slayers dubbed...)
Mystera: Do you mind if it has a horn on its head?
Xel: The more like him, the better!
Mystera: Riiight... Well, here's your doll! *hands him the doll*
Xel: Thanx! *dissappears*
Mystera: *wide-eyed* Where'd he go?
Another temper tantrum about to occur:
A horny-boy comes to the booth. ^_^
Val: Um, excuse me (A/N: British accent! ^_^) do you have ' That is a secret!'? (A/N: This one's a toughie....)
Mystera: Yep! What color hair?
Val: Purple.
Mystera: Ok, comin' right up! *hands him the doll, and runs for cover*
Val: *starts tearing up the doll* STUPID F****** FRUITCAKE!!!
Mystera: *runs back to the booth*
Val: I feel ...better...
Mystera: Glad to help! Bye!
A wandering customer comes by.
Gourry: Do you have a doll that is a girl with red hair, flat-chested...kinda angry looking, but still pretty?
Mystera: *sweatdrops* Uh... what would it say?
Gourry: Um...uh... 'Gourry, you jellyfish-for-brains?'
Mystera: Yep, we got it.
Gourry: Oh good.
Mystera: *hands him the doll*
Gourry: *stares blankly at the doll*..............What do I do with it?
Mystera: Anything you want....ew that sounded nasty....
Gourry: Oh,..I think I'll keep it in my suitcase and show it to Lina.
Mystera: Go right on ahead.
Gourry: Thanks, bye! *Walks away*
Mystera: I gotta get a new job...*packs up and heads home*
Mystera: I wonder how those people are doing....
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Everyone's eating dinner.
Zel: *whistling a tune*
Amelia looks like she's gonna pound someone one second, then cry the next.
Lina looks happy and shares her food with Gourry.
Gourry: Wow, Lina! Thanks! Hey, by the way, I wanna show you something I bought today.
Lina: Ok.
Val: *snore*
Xel: ^_^ Oh I know what IM gonna do with that doll...^_~
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