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.Sakura's Guide to the Hatake Boys: European Style.::.

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you had to spend eight hours on a plane,
with seven boys?
Well, let me tell you, as wonderful as it might seem, in all actuality it's my worse nightmare.
Especially if your old crush from your old school is on that exact same plane and is acting really weird.
And what's worse, your current boyfriend is very possessive and can read you like the back of his hand.
Oh boy...

Bring on the Madness

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Chapter.1 Sobs, Planes, and Boys

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A week before they landed in London; Hatake Household:

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It was six o'clock a.m on a Saturday morning and everything was peaceful, and quiet. The birds were chirping, the windchimes' music was playing softly with the wind. Everything was tranq-

"AAAAAAGGHHHHHHH, OH MY GAWD! WE'RE SO LATE!!!"

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*crash*

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*bang*

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"NARUTO!"

"Me~!? You were the one who didn't set the clock on time!"

"Hn, all I can say is that it's both of yalls' fault."

"SHUT UP (TEME)!" simultaneous voices shouted indignantly.

Anko and Kakashi watched tiredly as all their kids ran all over the house to try and get ready for the airport. Anko sighed, and leaned against her husband. She lifted her wrist and glanced at her watch, then lifted her eyes to see Sasuke pushing Kiba out of the way to get into the bathroom. Then while smiling crookedly, watched as Gaara walked into the bathroom without even knocking. She shook her head, the poor boy was probably beyond annoyed at this moment, he didn't even care what he was doing.

She looked back towards her husband, who had been so amused by the whole thing, he actually glanced away from his precious book.

"OMG, NARUTO!-"

"WHAT'D I DO NOW?!"

"Dude! Put some pants on!"

"Holly crap! Dude that's so sick! Troublesome baka!"

"Dude seriously, that's so gross!"

"What? I'm in my boxers! And look who's talking!"

"Oh my god! KIBA!"

"Oh, would you look at that."

Anko looked to her left when she heard a chuckle coming from her husband. He turned to her, his mask off -which was rare- and his eyes twinkling with hidden mirth.

"They're your kids," he said. "You know that, right?"

She smiled and wrapped her arm around his shoulders, leaning forward and whispering into his ear. "It takes two to Tango, sweetie." she giggled when he rolled his eyes.

His eyes squinted as he poked her. "Hm, yara, yara," he sighed, and watched as Itachi ran up and down the steps, placing all the luggage by the door. "Out of half our sons that hate being late for everything, and are always on time... How is it that the most important thing to be on time for, is something that manages to make them so late?" he shook his head in disbelief.

Anko thought for a second. "Maybe, the news about the baby really shocked them..." she shrugged, almost spitting out her coffee when she saw Sasuke and Gaara walking out of the bathroom as calm, and cool as she had ever seen them. She rolled her eyes, her poor boys. The house was just so small. Upon seeing her sons, one person she had not seen this morning suddenly popped into her head. "Hey, honey... Where's Sakura-chan?" she asked curiously, glancing around the place for the missing pinkette.

Kakashi looked around. "She must be using the basements' bathroom. Probably why all the boys were trying to use theirs." he shrugged in indifference, not really paying attention to all the commotion going on around him. He was thinking of the joy he'll have when he'll finally have the house to himself. He smiled sheepishly to himself and thought of all the things he could do. Like, walk around the house in only his boxers, fulfill all the things he wanted to do in Icha Icha Paradise... That was a whole other story. Unconsciously, he cleared his throat and blushed a bit.

Anko arched a brow at her husband when she noticed him blushing, she was starting to wonder what was going on in that little head of his. Shrugging it off, she nodded at his last comment and sipped her coffee. "If Konohamaru wasn't sleeping in our bedroom, I would have let them use our master bath." she muttered. Pouring a cup of orange juice for Shikamaru as he started walking towards them. "Here you go, sweetheart." she smiled towards her son, handing the glass over to him.

Shikamaru yawned and took the glass from his mom. "Thanks," he smiled, then proceeded to give his mom a kiss on the cheek. Then he turned back around and went back to getting ready, ducking as a duffel bag was thrown down the stairs carelessly. Shikamaru shouted something, and ran quickly back up the stairs.

She sniffled. "I can't believe my babies are leaving me all at once." a tear trailed down her cheek as she thought about it.

Kakashi almost -almost- groaned in annoyance. This wasn't the first time Anko cried over her boys leaving. The previous night, he had stayed up with Anko till three in the morning as she sobbed over her babies leaving her. He shook his head and placed his arm around her waist. "It's alright, they'll be back as soon as you know it." he said, rubbing his hand up and down her side as a sign of comfort for his near hysterics wife.

Anko sniffed and looked at her husband with sorrowful eyes. "I-I guess your right," she wiped her eyes away and nodded. "I just feel like they don't need me anymore." she mumbled, burying her head in her silver haired husbands shoulder.

Kakashi sighed and patted her back as she continued to soak his shirt with salty tears. "There, there, at least now we'll finally get that peace we wanted for so long... It has been nearly twenty years..." he mumbled quietly, images of an empty house coming back to him. He would have giggled like a school girl if his wife wasn't standing there.

Anko cried harder, her hands covering her face as she sobbed loudly. She managed to punch her insensitive husband in the arm and glare through tearful red eyes menacingly.

"Too soon?" he asked hesitantly, leaning away a bit to see his wife's face more clearly.

Anko nodded while wiping her nose against his shirt, not caring about how disgusting she was being. She thought he deserved it, especially after what he said not five minutes ago. She shook her head, thinking about how much of a pervert her husband was. She didn't even know why she asked herself what was going on in that head of his, it was obvious really.

Kakashi rubbed his temples with one hand while the other rubbed her back soothingly, there goes another shirt. He had thought while glancing down at the tear, and snot covered garment. He sighed, then looked up when heard shouts coming from his son's.

"Mom! Where's my Guitar?!"

"Mom! I can't find my shirt! You know? The one with the frogs!"

"Mother! Tell Sasuke to leave my hair supplies alone!"

"Mom! Tell Neji to stop acting gay, and get a life!"

" Troublesome. Mom! Will you tell these idiots to shut up!"

"Mom!!" they all shouted at once.

Anko lifted her head, and pushed Kakashi away from her (rather roughly might I add). Wiping the rest of her tears away, she ran to the stairs saying, "I'm coming!"

Kakashi shook his head and smiled slightly, listening as he heard his wife tell Sasuke to stop calling Neji gay.

"Hey, Kakashi. You ready for your house to be empty for the rest of a month and a half?" Sakura asked, walking into the kitchen so she could have a cup off coffee. "You gonna miss 'em?" she grinned.

The silver haired man shrugged. "Won't know till ya leave. Their my kids, sure I'll miss 'em. But I think the time away will give them a chance to learn how to really be on their own. It's good for them really, getting away from the nest will do them some good," he paused thoughtfully, while rubbing his chin. "Their mom might not see it that way, but it really is good. Just hope Anko will be able to make it through the rest of the month. I don't think I can handle her mood swings this early during her pregnancy." he joked with a low chuckle.

Sakura giggled in amusement. "Yeah. I can't wait to get to London, it's been a while since I've been there." she said with a small smile gracing her features.

Kakashi nodded. "I forgot your dad was assigned there a few years back. Did you get to visit all the amazing museums and stuff like that?" he asked, absentmindedly flipping through pages of his book.

The pinkette nodded. "You know me," she giggled, slightly embarrassed. "I had fun being there, it'll be good to see the place again." she said reminiscently, tapping her fingers against the counter as she remembered all the amazing places she had seen.

"Yeah, but what's different, you know? Is that you're going to be singing along with my sons' band, who knows..." he trailed off for added effect. "You could become famous." he stated, giving her a teasing smile.

Sakura flushed. "Oh, nononononononono," she shook her head quickly and blushed. "This is a one time thing, my parents would kill me if I became famous at such a young age, especially when I still have school to get through." she shook her head quickly. "I'm only doing this because... One.) Your son practically forced me. And two.) I'm just a nice person, and I hate to disappoint people." she grinned, taking a swig of her coffee.

He rolled his eyes. "Shouldn't you be getting ready to leave?" he asked curiously.

She shook her head and took another gulp of her drink then smiled a smile full of mirth and playfulness. "While everyone was sleeping, I loaded all my stuff in the car... I also changed the time on Itachi's clock." she stated giddily.

He gave her a look. "Genius. Evil. But a genius no less." he muttered, taking the extra time to read his precious Icha Icha, before he had to wave off his kids as they headed towards the airport.

The pinkette rolled her emerald green eyes at the man. Then as she waited, she looked at her watch while shouting. "GUYS! You got twenty minutes to get all your stuff in the car, and on our way to the airport!" she shouted loudly.

"We know!" was her simultaneous reply from the boys.

On the Plane:

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"Oh awesome! First class! You go Itachi!" Naruto shouted, pumping his fist in the air happily. Looking around the plane excitedly, while also thinking about whether or not they have ramen.

Sakura rolled her eyes as she looked for her seat. Looking from her ticket to the numbers, she finally stopped and smiled as she found it, but quickly frowned when she saw a familiar face. One she thought she'd never see again. "Kai?" she said in surprise. The Hatake boys looked towards the pinkette, upon hearing her surprised voice.

Said person looked up, eyes widened by surprise also. "Sakura? Is that you?" he asked in a deep voice. Standing to be polite.

`Omg! He knows our name! When did this happen?!'

`We have Sasuke, there's no need for you to be fan-girl-ing at a time like this.'

`I always wondered what it'd be like to be in the middle of a love triangle.'

`Are you even listening?!'

`Hm, did you say something?'

`Forget it.'

The pinkette blinked and smiled awkwardly at Kai. "Um, hi." she said with a sheepish wave.

Kai smiled. "Wow, you look great! It's been a while since I've seen you. I heard from Winry that you moved." he stated, giving her a one armed hug. Not noticing the death glare he had recieved at that moment.

Sakura blinked again, and patted his back as he hugged her. "Winry? Are you two dating now, or something?" she asked confusedly. Thinking her friend would have told her if she was dating someone. Especially if it was Kai!

He rubbed the back of his head. Still not noticing the many pairs of eyes staring at the pinkette and himself. "Oh, um, no. She was my partner in one of our classes, and I asked where you were." he said with a blush.

Sakura gaped. "Why would you want to know where I was?" she asked in confusion, tilting her head curiously in wonderment.

He blushed harder and looked anywhere but at her. "Um..." he trailed off nervously, fiddling with the hem of his shirt.

"Sakura." said a deep voice from behind her.

She jumped and turned to see Sasuke, and every other Hatake staring at them. "Oh, Sasuke-kun!" she said with a smile. Making Kai narrow his eyes while standing behind her.

Sasuke looked at her, then at the guy that she seemed to know. The dark haired Hatake gave him a once over, then smirked, not intimidated in the least. That made Kai glare more than what was necessary.

"Hn, you going to introduce me to your friend, Sakura-chan?" Sasuke asked, wrapping his arms around her waist from behind and squeezed her side a bit. Making it known to Kai that she was taken, and that he better back off. If the glare wasn't any indication, none of them knew what was.

"Oh, how rude of me," the pinkette turned around and gave Kai a smile, while she placed her hands on Sasuke's arms that were still around her. Oblivious to the tension that was coming from the two. "Sasuke-kun, this was a classmate of mine from my old school, Kai. And Kai, this is Sasuke, my-" she was cut off before she even had time to finish her sentence.

"I'm her boyfriend." the onyx eyed teen stated smugly. Holding Sakura more tighter to his chest. Sasuke pointed his thumb behind them. "And they are my brothers. The tall one with the long black hair is, Itachi. The one with the long brown hair is, Neji. With the spiked ponytail is, Shikamaru. The blonde is, Naruto. And the one with the short brown hair, and the other with red is Kiba and Gaara. Their twins." he stated, a hidden meaning behind his words that Sakura was still oblivious to.

`Hm, don't you mean old crush. I highly doubt Kai was a friend, this is probably the first conversation we had in like... ever.'

`Come on, I only have my eyes for Sasuke. And truthfully, he's far more better looking that Kai anyway. Besides, any other time, I bet Kai wouldn't even give me the time of day.'

`Not like we want it anyway.'

The pinkette smiled and nodded. "Yep, anyway, Kai. Why are you going to London?" she asked curiously. Absentmindedly playing with one of Sasuke's hands, rubbing her thumb along the pad of his palm.

Said boy, blinked and looked back at Sakura. "Oh, uh! I'm visiting my grandparents, they just recently moved there. And my parents sent me to come and help them unpack and get settled." he said with a blush and a chuckle, rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment.

Sakura gushed. "Awwww! That's so sweet of you, missing school and all to help your grandparents! Isn't it Sasuke-kun?" she asked, turning to her boyfriend with a giddy smile.

Kai smirked smugly at Sasuke, while Sakura was turned around. Sasuke just scowled inwardly, and said through clinched teeth. "Yeah, sweet." he grunted, pulling Sakura a fraction closer. He refused to believe he was jealous. Overly possessive? Yes. Jealous? Nope... Okay~ maybe a little.

Kai looked back down at Sakura. "So what are you doing going to London?" he asked, ignoring Sasuke completely by now. Making the dark headed teen bristle in annoyance.

Sakura turned her head. "Oh, I'm helping Itachi and his band. There's a music contest, and they needed a female singer, and I was the only one available." she said, nodding her head in confirmation.

"Wow," he said. "I didn't know you could sing! Maybe I should come and listen to you... When is it?" he asked, giving Sasuke a cocky smirk. Making the now annoyed Hatake super pissed.

"Um..." she trailed off, tapping her jutted out lip with a finger as she thought about it. Which made her look super cute in Kai's eyes. Sasuke noticed, definitely not liking the turn of events.

"It's in a few weeks." she finally said with a small smile.

Kai smiled and nodded. "Cool, I'll see you there," he dug into his pocket and searched for a pen and a peice of paper. "Here's my cell number, give me a call when you know the date." he said, handing the paper over to her with a grin.

Sakura also smiled. "Okay. C'mon Sasuke, let's take our seats." she said, grabbing her boyfriends hand.

As she was about to sit next to Kai, where she was assigned. Sasuke grabbed her waist and made her sit on the seat next to the window. Making it so, he sat by Kai. Sakura smiled and kissed his cheek, thinking he did that so she could look out the window.

"Your so sweet Sasuke-kun." she giggled when he leaned over and kissed her neck. Both now completely oblivious to the boy sitting in the same row as them, who was glaring hatefully at the onyx eyed teen that was close to makin' out with his girl.

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Shikamaru and Itachi were watching as the jealousy rolled off Kai in waves, as he watched their brother and Sakura have one of their clueless moments.

The spiked haired brunette leaned closer to his brother and whispered, "Do you think we should keep an eye on him. I don't trust him. And it seems like Sakura only sees him as a friend, or an acquaintance. She doesn't even notice him sitting there anymore."

Itachi nodded. "Just leave it alone for now, we might not even see him again. So don't worry about it. Just make sure the guys knows what's up." he stated.

Shikamaru nodded and closed his eyes, hoping to get some shut eye. It was going to be a long month. "Troublesome."

A/N; I'm back my lovelies! Okay people, there's the first chapter to the sequel! This is the day they left, and they next chapter will be like a week later, them being used to staying in London, practices and all that, think of it as a flashback of sorts. And I finally introduced Kai into the story, a reviewer kinda gave me an idea about them meeting or something, but that was during the whole hot-spring thing. So I took her/his idea and made so he's in London! Ha!

Next chapters will be longer. Expect some drama people~

Special Thanks, to: Kaamen, for giving me the idea, and also to the others who have stuck with me and to those who have giving me ideas! I hope to hear- er, read from yall again. You Rock!