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Lustful Lamentation
Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Fresno, CA
6:24AM PST
"Cody, would you get your bum off of me, already? You're making the left side of my body feel all numb."
Layla El's London-bound girlfriend of 2 years, Parvati, broke up with her less than 24 hours ago. Layla felt that she needed some R&R in order to heal her emotional wounds: Rum & Random Sex. By this time, she was beginning to regret the 3 shots of JELL-O® from the party last night and the lustful yet clumsy trip with Cody Rhodes to his hotel room. The "Dashing" superstar grunted and scooted closer to his end of the bed so Layla could finally move.
"Bloody git," Layla cursed under her breath.
She put on the lingerie that she wore last night, along with the Deréon™ denim dress and pair of Christian Louboutin™ pumps. She felt icky for wearing clothes from last night; she wanted to at least take a shower first but wanted to dash out of there before any WWE Divas Superstars saw her exiting Cody's room and started getting ideas about her. However, her exit was done in vain, since Dave Batista was standing in the hallway while she left Cody's room. Batista's facial expression grew into the perverted smile of a Cheshire Cat, as if to say, Yeah, I caught you sneaking out of Cody's room and, if you don't want me to snitch, I'll be tapping that as well.
Layla lamentingly sighed and moped to her hotel room. To Layla's relief, her hotel roommate and FCW Diva, AJ Lee, was still asleep. The bed covers were slight hung off AJ's body, so Layla could see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle short set pajamas that AJ was sporting.
Such a dork, she thought.
She quickly disrobed, grabbed a towel, a bottle of shower gel and a bath sponge out of one of her luggage bags and closed the bathroom door behind her so her shower wouldn't wake up AJ.