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Hi everyone, this is my first romance Fan fiction so no FLAMES!
The great solution!
Fighting, yelling and sarcasm were usually the only communication methods that occurred between Bulgaria and Serbia concerning Macedonia. You see, Bulgaria wanted Macedonia back because she was originally part of his territories, that and the fact that both countries have practically the same language. Serbia claimed Macedonia was his since he saved her. And this as you can imagine placed Macedonia in between their tug of war. Now to say that she was mad with them would be the understatement of the year. In the beginning was quite romanting, true, but now was flat out degrading!
In her desperation, Macedonia went to the only person that she knew could give her an advice regarding those two blockheads and this wise or more like insane person was: France. So she went to his house and after walking in, without knocking mind you, she found Francis and yelled at him:
"Hey, you horny bastard give me some advices to get rid of Bulgaria and Serbia and don't you dare grope my ass!"
"Ah, dear Macedonia, you had come ask for my aid, do not worry fear maiden……"
"Cut the crap and start giving ideas! Or else…." After gulping Francis responded:
"Well, I'm not the best at assassination attempts, but had you tried to feed them poison cake, throw them in a lake full of piranhas or even bury them alive somewhere?"
"Well those aren't bad ideas, but they won't work. They have the tendency to work together when there is no other way, that and they are good at sensing danger. That and they will probably craw out with a knife and continue on fighting."
France had to admit that the Macedonian woman was probably right. Bulgaria had the habit of surviving and Russia had the habit of helping him. To make things worse for Macedonia, America had started supporting Bulgaria as well to the point where he made his own military bases there to guard the formal soviet nation. Serbia wasn't going to drop dead either. So he actually put his wine dripping brain and thought of the only kind of solution he could think of, or in other words a very perverted one.
"Why don't you try to get them together?"
Get them together? Macedonia had to admit that, even thou it came from a drunken old pervert, this idea may be a permanent solution to her problems! But there were some small problems. Problem number one: Russia is an overprotective brother who will smite her the second he learns about her plans. Problem number two: America wants to be in a relationship with Bulgaria for years, but didn't have any luck because of Russia stopping him. Problem number three: Bulgaria and Serbia don't like each other very much.
"This is a good solution, but it is never going to work."
"Of course it is going to work, don't be silly!"
"But, it seems impossible!"
"Oh, you mean because of the big overprotective murderous brother and the cowboy lover boy?"
"Well, yes."
"It will be hard, but with the right allies we shall succeed."
And that's how Macedonia and France went on a dangerous quest to gather allies suicidal enough to face against bought a jealous candidate for a boyfriend and an insane brother's wrath just to get Bulgaria and Serbia, not to mention that Rumania will be downright pissed about her chance with Serbia going down the drain.
Finished chapter 1! Please review and make some suggestions for the suicidal allies.