HI PEOPLES! This has been requested by a very awesome person, since I am also awesome, I did it. YAY! Just to warn you, this is random…it probably doesn't have a plot line yet…….just sayin'.
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWNZ DEATHNOTE!!! I own Mel and Koneko's SOULS! They are mine forever.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*EFFIN AWESOME DEATHNOTE FIC OF DOOM!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
CHAPTER ONE:
RANDOM FLYING OBJECTS
"OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!" Mel roared, black hair pouncing up and down as she jumped on my bed.
"MEL! GET DOWN FROM THERE! WHO KNOWS WHAT STALKERS COULD SEE YOU!" My window was right next to the Japanese train tracks, and every now and again they get stalled in front of my house…sadly when I'm changing.
"B-but it's so bouncy!"
"Don't make me get the dog whistle!" I warned.
"Says someone who's best friend melts at room temperature…"
"W-what?"
"Happy robot unicorn rainbows." (Sorry, no matter how hard you try, these two will NEVER make sense, because I don't make sense either.)
-CRASH!-
"WHAT IN MEDIEVAL SHAKESPEARE WAS THAT!?"
"I have no idea, but Misa is being threatened by a dude, LETS GO STEAL HER DEATHNOTE!" I suggested. She gave me a look. (They read the manga.)
"And ruin the time line in a story we've read! I would nev--QUICKLY! TO THE BATMOBILE!" She screamed, dragging me off.
OMFUGJ! (oh my freakin' underwear gnome Jashin.) A KNIFE!
"TACO! SICK EM'!" I ordered, a flying turkey crashed down on the mans head. The man twisted and whirled but couldn't get the bird off.
"I founded the Death note!" Mel shouted excitedly.
"REALLY! LET ME TOUCH IT!" I ran over, putting my hand on the cover. The man was still flailing wildly with the bird attached to his head.
"RANDOM FLYING OBJECT!" Mel swatted at the female death god floating in the sky.
"It's not a UFO! Your safe!"
"Yeah, get this chick off of me! She's freakin' me out!"
"Yes Mrs. Death god ma'am." I bowed, tearing Mel of the Shinigami's arm.
"Er…I think that's MY book…" Misa said, a bit late…
"BACK OFF MISA! It's Mel's and mine now! Finder's keepers…"
"YUP! And it's gunna be AWESOME! With pixie dust….and….and TACOS…and……CUPCAKES!!!! Koneko! What other awesome things are we gunna have?"
"We're gunna have…………SUICIDES!!! AND GENOCIDE! LOTS OF GENOCIDE!" I smirked evilly, our world was going to get a LOT more interesting… "Taco…off." I called, watching the bird peck the unconscious male.
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Was that good enough for the first chapter Kaharri? Review if you like it! Or I will eat your soul! None of this is typo, it's just the weirdo's language…I'm not normal so I couldn't translate it…
Ko-Chan!(OR IS IT!?)