Everything was going fine for Altair until the author decides to throw herself and Ezio into the game with him - based off a dream I had - characters may be ooc
A/N: This is just a crack-fic, so please don't take it seriously.
Ezio will speak the same as in the game; with the bits of Italian thrown in here and there (I just can't imagine him speaking any other way)
the Italian will be underlined and the translation will be in (these) things and also underlined on the next line [please note: I do not speak Italian, I'm just using a translator so please to forgive if anything is messed up?]
AND I do not own anything except Candice, Cat ans Candy- thankyou very much.
Altair waited for the guards to leave before hopping out of the roof-garden and down into the ally behind the building. His eyes grew wide in a slight surprise as just as he was about to step out into the street someone shouted "ASSASSIN!"
The crowd scattered in all directions as people started screaming and the guards came runing to where a man stood in the middle of the street, slightly confused before seeing the guards and sprinting away yelling "Cazzo!"
(fuck)
Thankfully, none of the guards noticed him there in the ally, but someone else did. As he made to leave for the streets again a small red-head popped out from around the corner, startling him.
"Hi, I'm Candy! That" She points in the direction the man had run off in "was Ezio. It's nice to finally get to meet you, Altair." She finished with a small bow before moving back a bit so he could exit the dingy ally.
"How do you know my name?" He received a big smile and cute tilt of the head in response before she told him. "Because you're the main character from one of my favorite games, Assassin's Creed and Ezio is the main character from Assassin's Creed 2."
He looked her over questioningly. She wore the same outfit as Ezio, cape and all, but with a katana instead of whatever the hell he dicided to have at the moment.. (I think it was a mallet..? Or a Pike? The giant hammer with the spike on one side.. that one.. yea.) Her butt-length red hair was pulled back into a neat braid while her hazel-green eyes studied his face, trying to memorize it now that she finally got to see it up close.
Ezio chose that moment to colapsd in the street just behind her. He tried to glare at her as he caught his breath. "Cagna"
(bitch)
She just smiled back at him before grabbing Altair's hand and running off in a random direction. "C'mon! Let's go have some fun!"
Altair noted, once the'd caught up to the girl, that they were in the poor district. "What are we doing here?"
Cat gave him a mischevious smile as she pulled out a few coins she'd snatched from a few dead guards earlier. "I love it when this happens in AC2.. hehe.. I bet it'll be even better here!"
The boys both looked confused, but went ahead and sat on the edge of the roof with her before she tossed a couple of coins into the middle of the crowd.
No sooner had the coins touched the ground, people started diving for them. They kicked, screamed, punched, bit and clawed at each other as they all tried to get those few coins, not caring who it was that they just gouged the eye out of.
Cat fell back in a laughing fit, holding her stomach as the boys were trying their hardest not to laugh. All this chaos over a few damn coins?
Ezio failed in his attempt not to laugh and joined cat to roll on the roof with laughter. Altair gave up and laughed a bit, but nowhere near as hard as the others.
After a few minutes, they calmed down, along with the riot on the streets below.
"That was great!" Candy called as she tried to catch her breath, Altair looking strangely at the sudden change in her voice.
She just smiled, knowing what had him so confused. "Multiple personalities. The one you just saw, that thew the coins, that was Cat. And there's another around here somewhere, Candice, but she rarely ever comes out so y'all just have Cat and I to worry about!"
The boys gave each other worried looks before groaning in defeat. This was going to be a long day.
A/N2: Seriously, wouldn't you just love to see that? It would get those damn beggers off of you for a while, at least.
I've already played AC2.. but not 1 yet.. my brother played that one when it first came out, but I didn't get to see all of it so now I'm playing through it..
Unfortunatly, my 3yo nephew decided to try and use the PS3 as a piggy-bank and stuck a penny in it, frying the disk-drive.
My brother says he's going to fix it, but it likely won't get fixed until a new game comes out that he wants to play.
Until then, I'm stuck with the Wii, which, in all honesty, is nowhere near as satisfying to kill things on as it is with the PS3.
There's going to be at least one more chapter.. not sure though.. I have to get in a little trick my mommy used to play on people with her friend when she was little!