The Violence of the Elmo part 2
"Hello again! This is Elmo! Today we are going to Hollywood to talk about violence! Bart Simpson, #1 violent person, bless his heart! Go up to a person named Britney spears and grab her arm, write sex offender on it and rip it up into a million pieces. Step two. Get a posse. But a disguised bomb in their pants, step away from them and watch them blow up! Good times, good times! Step three. Talk to Hannah Montana, tell her how bad her music really sounds and she will atempt to stab herself! See that butt faced moron! That's my dad! His name is walt disney! He adopted me! I am planning to put a stuffed animal stalker in his room so I can see what his weaknesses are. I figured out that they are being sex offended so I went to his house and said, "baby, want to go to the bed?" he replied in a scared tone "of course. Do you want it rough or easy?" unfortunately we had to do it that night. My calculations weren't as good as I thought!
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