Okay so this is my first fanfic. It is set right after "Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me". I have this fic planed out for like four or five years... so for the first year I'm just going to do the main events... What do you think? Please review, all types of criticism is welcome.
disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot of this story sadly
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie-Pop
five minutes later
Mmmmm, we've worked our way up the snogging scale to 6 with deffo lip nibbling. I'm not quite sure where to put my hands so I've settled for putting one behind his neck, but the other one just kind of fell in his lap kind of near the the trouser-snake area.
Dave pulled back and said, "Oy Kitty, I was just kidding about the german stuff."
I immediately pulled my hand back, turned a brilliant shade of red, and got a bad case of Ellen because what came out of my mouth was "Oh, ummm...... I didn't, errr..... well, I wasn't-"
But then Dave cut me off by laughing and saying, "Never mind, wanna go back to the rockin' party they've got going on out there?"
"Yeah" I said still blushing like billio.
8.33 p.m.
Backstage. Everyone is still dancing around, which is quite rude seeing as I have some very important news boywise. Oh well I will just not tell them now.
three minutes later
I am now again attached to my new boyfriends mouth. We were just talking like "Oh my gosh I can't believe we are finally going out" and holding each others hands, when Dave just full on snogged me, like straight to number 5.
"Well, well, I thought you two only 'accidently' snogged in private." Rosie made those bunny ear things when she said accidently.
"Yeah," Rollo added, "Are you guys finally going out?"
Crap, crap, and thrice crap. I am still not telling them. What to say, what to say.
five seconds later
I have just had a stroke of brilliance. Dave is opening his mouth so I must act quickly. "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?" Ha. He couldn't even start.
two seconds later
They are looking quite stumped. I raised my eyebrows in a way that says "Come on, answer". And then I got three.
The first: "Errr...Isn't it, like, ummmm three. Or something." And I'll give you three guesses to who said that. Thats right, Ellen.
The second: "Actually it takes the average person about blah blah blah....." Another answer from Jas I did not want. And then Mabs finaly got it and gave the right answer.
The third: "Oh, oh! The world will never know!!!"
I grinned "Exactly mon cherrie!!!" Now with a triumphant yell of "HOOOOORRRRRNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I am running out the door.
thirty seconds later
near the front gate
I have just heard a faint yell of "PANTS!!!!!!!!!" Good Dave followed my lead. I guess I should go tell M and V that I'm walking home, since I need to leave now to avoid any other questions.
one minute later
in the hall
Found Swiss family mad talking to Herr Kaymer's secret girlfriend, or Miss Wilson. I tapped Mum on the shoulder and said "I'm just going to walk home, okay?" and walked off before she could tell me no, or start saying some ludicrous thing like, we're going out as a "family".
back outside
I looked around half expecting Dave to pop up, oo-er, in front of me. He didn't, but I did see something moving behind a car. I kept walking like I saw nothing. Lalalalala, I'm in quite a good mood, the stars are all bright and twinkly..... huh, thats weird I seem to only like stars when I'm in a good mood. I am going to like the stars for a long time now as I have picked my final cakey. Dave the-
"RAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" something yelled as it jumped on me, causing me to scream vair vair badly.
Dave's POV
five minutes earlier
My new girlfriend (I know can you believe it?) has just ran outside like a loon screaming HOOOORRRRRNNN!!!!!!! This is very awkward..... It's like a staring at Dave then the door then back at Dave convention.
Hmmmm..... what is a biscuit to do? Copy the kittykat. Ha. I have just made an inner joke, copy the kittykat, copy cat, get it? But back to the matter at hand, this is what I will do: I will look at the door then back at the ogling oglers a few times (see how they like it) grin madly, yell out PANTS!!!!! and run outside like mad. Brilliant if I do say so myself. And I just did, and Jack le Biscuit is never wrong. So, here goes.
thirty seconds later
I've just finished looking back and forth and am now grinning madly. Now "PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!". And now I'm running off like a loon. Ha. That will teach them. What though, I'm not quite sure.
outside
I've gone round front looking for Georgia, ahhh there she is going inside. I'm not going to follow her, she's probably going to tell her olds something. I'll just wait behind this nice car.
twenty seconds later
Ow, hahaha, ow. When I went to lean on the car's front tire I fell elbow first into the pavement. At first I thought bloody bell what is wrong with this car, but then from my wonderful new position on the ground I noticed it was one of those really funny three wheeled cars. Hahahaha, ow. Stupid elbow.
one minute later
Finally Georgia came out, it's not very comfortable all crouched on the ground.
one second later
She is looking around. I'm going to stand up now.
five seconds later
How rude! When she saw me she just walked off like she saw nothing. That is it, I'm going to get her.
ten seconds later
Behind Gee, now 3, 2, 1, "RAAAWWWWRRR!!!!!!!" I yelled as jumped I on her, puting us in a wonderful ditch. She screamed quite badly.
Gee's POV
in a ditch with dave ontop of me
That sounds quite rudey dudey doesn't it? Well its not. Dave just tackled me, and scared the living PANTS out of me, and I was just walking along looking at the stars. He is now laughing like a loon. So now I am telling him off while giving him a good whack in the arm.
"What in the name of PANTS was that for!!???" I said not quite as angry as I wanted because laughing is quite infectious, and there is a person thats sitting on me who is laughing his head off.
"Dave! Dave its not funny!" I said trying, and failing, not to laugh.
"Oh I'm sorry Kittykat, but it is! I didn't know it was so easy to scare you." He said calming down a bit. "Forgive me?"
I made it look like I was thinking, "No."
Please?" He has totally stopped laughing and is making a pouty face.
Haha. His pouty face will not work on me, "No."
Dave kind of brushed his lips from my chin to my ear and whispered "Please, Kitty."
Oh he thinks snogging is going to break me. I'll show him.
one minute later
This is not easy. Dave is nuzzling my neck, and keeps murmuring please. I'm starting to get vair vair jelliod. Now he is doing one of those sucky kisses right under my left ear. It made me go all moany. Dave sat up and looked into my eyes and said "Please?" in a really soft and sexy voice. Oh sod it.
"Fine, I forgive you. Now snog me." I said pulling his mouth, well head down to mine, before he could gloat or say something about being Jack the biscuit.
So there you go, again please tell me if this is any good and if I should continue it!! Fanks a lot!
Luuurve Chealalaughluuurver