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Bring on the flames we have several bags of marshmallows!!
THE SECRET COUPLE AT HOGWARTS!!
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione are discussing their History of Magic homework.)
Harry: I don't know who Cassandra Mahoney is??
Hermione: Well we need to know for our test. Lets ask Percy I bet he knows.
Ron: Super idea Hermione. Cause I sure as hell don't know!!
(They walk to Percy's Room but when they get to the door they hear strange noises.)
Harry: Oh My Merlin!! What is going on in there???
Hermione: It sounds like Percy is having sex with someone.
Ron: I don't understand. Percy doesn't have a girlfriend since Penelope dumped him.
(Harry cautiously knocks on the door.)
Percy's muffled voice is heard inside the room.
Percy: Oh shit!! Oliver hide in the closet quickly!!
(Harry and Hermione giggle.)
Ron: I don't understand!! What's so funny???
(Percy opens the door just a crack and is smoking a cigarette.)
Percy: This really isn't a good time. I'm a little..uh..busy.
Harry: What?? Busy getting…busy?
Percy: I resent that comment.
(A crash is suddenly heard and Percy looks back to see what it is and the door opens all the way.)
Ron: Oh My Merlin!! Oliver Wood just came out of the closet and he's smoking too. I don't understand!!
(Harry proceeds to bitch slap Ron.)
(Wood walks over to Harry and whispers in his ear.)
Wood: Would you like to join us later??
Harry: Oh dear Merlin no!! What the hell is wrong with you. Do I look GAY???!???
Wood: Well I have read some pretty interesting stories on fanfiction.net about you and Draco.
Ron: Wait!! Percy is gay?!?!?!? Hermione please hold Scabbers. I need to go masturbate now.
Bring on the flames we have several bags of marshmallows!!
THE SECRET COUPLE AT HOGWARTS!!
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione are discussing their History of Magic homework.)
Harry: I don't know who Cassandra Mahoney is??
Hermione: Well we need to know for our test. Lets ask Percy I bet he knows.
Ron: Super idea Hermione. Cause I sure as hell don't know!!
(They walk to Percy's Room but when they get to the door they hear strange noises.)
Harry: Oh My Merlin!! What is going on in there???
Hermione: It sounds like Percy is having sex with someone.
Ron: I don't understand. Percy doesn't have a girlfriend since Penelope dumped him.
(Harry cautiously knocks on the door.)
Percy's muffled voice is heard inside the room.
Percy: Oh shit!! Oliver hide in the closet quickly!!
(Harry and Hermione giggle.)
Ron: I don't understand!! What's so funny???
(Percy opens the door just a crack and is smoking a cigarette.)
Percy: This really isn't a good time. I'm a little..uh..busy.
Harry: What?? Busy getting…busy?
Percy: I resent that comment.
(A crash is suddenly heard and Percy looks back to see what it is and the door opens all the way.)
Ron: Oh My Merlin!! Oliver Wood just came out of the closet and he's smoking too. I don't understand!!
(Harry proceeds to bitch slap Ron.)
(Wood walks over to Harry and whispers in his ear.)
Wood: Would you like to join us later??
Harry: Oh dear Merlin no!! What the hell is wrong with you. Do I look GAY???!???
Wood: Well I have read some pretty interesting stories on fanfiction.net about you and Draco.
Ron: Wait!! Percy is gay?!?!?!? Hermione please hold Scabbers. I need to go masturbate now.