Title: Flying Books
Author: Rose Raven Riddle
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, except the plot.
"Hey. Hey Remus."
Silence.
"Remus."
More silence.
"Remus. Remus. Remus. Re-"
"WHAT!? What is it that is so important that you feel the need to interrupt me while doing homework?"
"I just wanted to say hi."
A book went flying through the air.
"Oi! That barely missed my head."
Another book aimed at him. This time it didn't miss.
"Stupid flying books and stupid werewolves with good throwing arms." Sirius grumbled under his breath.
"Now now, Black. To be honest, you deserved it." James walked in, grinning.
"I did not. And since when are we referring to each other by our last names? Do I have to call you Potter? How about Pothead?" Sirius looked at James, thinking about prospective names.
"I think it makes me look more mature. You know to impress Lily. And if you dare call me that in public, I will string you up by your--"
"But I quite like the last one, James Pothead. It has a bit of a ring to it. Don't you think, Remus?" He turned around to find no one there.
"Remus?" He turned around.
"James?" No one.
"Huh, I wonder where all my friends have gone? Most of all I wonder what I'm doing here, alone, talking to myself."
"GET AWAY!" Sirius turned just in time to see a very fast Mister James Potter run through the Common Room away from a very angry looking Miss Lily Evans. Another book went flying through the air, yet again hitting Sirius in the face.
Now if one were to glance into the Gryffindor Common Room, they would see Sirius Black attacking a book while screaming something about "Stupid flying books" and it would appear that he has finally lost his mind.
But we all know that isn't true.
Right?
Right?!