Hello Scroll!
You're going to be my journal! In you, I will chronicle the adventures of me, and my best friend, Xena. Actually, since it's just between you and me, we're more than just friends now. I've kinda had this little eensy-weensy crush on her...oh forget it! I'm madly in love with this woman! And last week, she told me she loved me too, (not in the usual best-friendy way!) and it's going great. We've got this whole best friend-turned girlfriends thing going on...and we're pretty happy!
Anyway, Xena is a warrior princess! She's totally awesome! She kicks evil butt wherever we go! Plus, she's an amazing singer. (Don't tell her I told you!) She used to be this big 'destroyer of nations,' but she's over that now.
I'm Gabrielle, the Battling Bard of Potaedia, as I like to call myself! I'm pretty handy with a staff, you gotta be if you're gonna hang with a warrior princess. Im totally her sidekick, but I'll never let her call me that.
We'll see how long it is before you get lost. That happens a lot, when you're on the road as much as I am.
-Gabrielle