Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter and not me.
It was summer and harry was with the Durslies.
"OMG I lyke so miss Hogwartz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My fucking aunt and uncle won't let me do majic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell am I going 2 do?!?!?!" said harry slashing his wrists repeatedly with the bucher nife. When he was done cutting her went 2 his room 2 rite a Letter 2 his friends. He wrote 2 ron aking 2b picked up and taken away and he wrote 2 Hermony decaring his love 4 her.
When he finished riting the leter he cryyed on his bed thining of all the people that died becus of him. He woke up that morning but he was quickly dragged out his widnow but ron and all the weaslyies.
"Hey harry!"
"Hey ron!"
"Hey, wuts up?"
"nothin fred, how's the shop?"
"great thanx 2 u."
I love you harry potter!" said hermione who proceeded to make love to him in the back seet of the flyig car. Ron pushed harry out of the car and down the chimney becus he was in love wirth hermione 2.
'ron! Why did you do that?!'
"Becaus I luv u sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!"
"Really?"
"Yes hermione! I want you 2 have my babies!!!
"I'm already having babyz."
"Who's babyz?"
"Draco's."
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