My Name Is Ryan Howard...
My name is Ryan Howard
I'm from Scranton, Pennsylvania.
I work at the strangest company and its called Dunder Mifflin.
My very unfunny and immature boss Michael Scott, has this creepy mancrush on me.
He is always asking me to do the most unsual things.
What does he need Yams for?
He only burned his foot, he should be able to get his own Yams.
I was once known as "Fire Guy"
I started a fire in The Office, cooking my lunch.
Now people won't leave me alone about it.
But don't you worry.
I'm keeping all of them listed.
So when I come back on top, all of them will suffer.
So far, Jim and Kevin have made the list.
I'm in the worst relationship of my life.
I'm dating a crazy Indian-American named Kelly Kapoor.
She wants to get married and have many kids.
But I would rather travel the world or buy an XBox.
She even has names for our kids picked out.
Usher, Shiloh, Suri and Rihanna.
How creative.
I was once the vice president.
I got to nab all the hottest chicks.
I got to go to nightclubs in NYC.
NYC was amazing, don't ever pass up the chance to go there.
You, my friend, will not regret it.
The chicks, the clubs, the money, the city.
Its all so overwhelming.
I was recently arrested for fraud.
I posted the sales on my new website twice.
You see, I wanted to bring technology and Dunder Mifflin together.
But, some workers were very uncooporative.
I went after one particular worker.
He thought he was all that.
I nailed him right on the head with my accusations.
And he nailed me a big sale.
Problem?
He wouldn't enter his sale on the website.
He'll pay one day, he will pay.
What do you think? Its hard writing in Ryan's POV like I did with Kelly's. Cause Ryan doesn't say "like" or "totally"
I hope you like
Please R & R
I do not own The Office