Hullo people! Just so you know, this may be really bad, and everyone might be out of character.

(Third Person)

A large pearl white building was towering over the new kid. He looked at everything with a mixture of cool calculation and childish excitement. He looks around with his beautiful hazel eyes. They looked suspiciously like emeralds sparkling in his head. He noticed that a couple of the girls were giving him shy glances. He grins and runs his hand through his hair, Tamaki-style. This makes the girls scream out happily. 'Too easy' he thinks to himself. When he was done playing with the girls from afar, he walked along to his classroom. '2A, 2A. Here it is!' He pushes the door open.

He's greeted with the scene of people talking before class. He smiles and looks around. It seemed as though a large group of girls preferred to talk to this specific boy. He has flowing blond hair that hangs over his ears, very much like his own. This kid would talk quickly and with excitement as he uses arm gestures to make his point. A dark haired boy stands next to him, looking down at a little black pad. When he sees that, he suddenly recognizes the two kids. Tamaki Suoh and Kyoya Otori. Members of the Host Club, Tamaki being the prince and Kyoya being the accountant. Tamaki finally notices the kid as he stands there, just watching, leaning up against the wall, hands in his pockets. He tells the girls to stay there and walks over,motioning for Kyoya to follow him.

(Kurai's POV)

"Hey, new kid! You're going to be joining our class, right?" His blue eyes shined with excitement.

"Yeah, I am. Name's Kurai. Nice to meet you, ..." I trail off purposefully, waiting for him to say his name. Kyoya looks at me, knowing that I know exactly who they are. Tamaki, however, doesn't notice anything.

"I'm Tamaki Suoh, and this is Kyoya," he says cheerfully. I smile a little bit at Kyoya, whose eyes were hidden behind his glasses.

"Well, nice to meet you, Tamaki. Oh, and it's Kyoya Otori, right?" I say, knowing that might hit a small nerve. I saw him flinch for a second, then connect his hand with mine and we shake.

"So, where are you from, Kurai?" Tamaki asks me.

"Just here, in Japan. I've been traveling a lot with my father for the past couple of years, that's why I haven't been here." I smile at his confusion. He's trying to recognize me from last year. I look at Kyoya, who's trying to figure me out as well. "Oh, you probably don't remember me. I didn't look like this at all when I was here last," Kyoya looks down at his book again and writes something. Note to self, steal that little book and get whatever info he has on me.

So, Kurai, sorry about this, but I need to leave. I can't keep my guests waiting!" He sings that last part and walks over to the girls. Kyoya gives me a look before turning too. I don't know what he was trying to convey, but whatever it was, I won't let it bother me. Besides, I'm already hatching an idea. But first, I have to meet the rest of the Host Club

"Kurai, you've really been all over Europe? What's Spain like?

"Yeah, I want to know too,"

"Me too"

I smile. These girls are too easy to manipulate. "Well girls, Spain is a beautiful country, delightful culture, but I must say there's no place like Japan. After all, girls this pretty can't be in every country, now can they?" I thought that would get them off my case. But this backfired on me.

"Oh, you're so sweet!"

"And adorable too! You're almost as cute as Honey-sempai!"

"No way, Honey-sempai is cuter! But he's more handsome than the twins, thats for sure,"

"What! No way! Hikaru and Kaoru are the best! It's Tamaki he's cuter than!"

Without me lifting a finger, these girls start getting into a verbal war on which host I'm cuter than. I try backing away, but the crowd is following me. I start running, the some of the girls following me. I run even faster, yanking open the first door I can see to get away from these girls. I run in and slam the door, the girly shrieks instantly getting fainter. I turn around, only to be pushed to the ground.

"Ow! What the hell?" I ask, rubbing my head with my eyes closed. I hear one of the people on top of me speak.

"Kaoru, what should we do with him?"

"Just keep his eyes closed until... you know..."

I furrow my eyebrows. Someone's hand is over my eyes. I need to speak up. "You know, you could just tell me not to look at whatever it is you're covering my eyes for. " I feel the hand tremble a little bit. Then he talks to me.

"I'm gonna let you up, but you have to keep your eyes closed until we tell you you can open them. K?"

I groan in frustration. "Yeah, fine, whatever, just get off me." I shove the guy off of me, I hear him go rolling off to my right. "Listen, just point me in a direction where I can look."

Another voice joins in. "Guys, stop it. I'm done now anyway. Calm down," the person says. It sounds suspiciously like a girl. I now have a sneaking suspicion of where I am, but I'll ask just to make sure.

"Listen, can I open my eyes now?" I ask them.

"Yeah, go ahead" The girly voice says. I open my eyes and internally groan. I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT! I just had to go and open that door, didn't I? Right now, I'm staring straight into the faces of two redheaded twins with smiles on their faces. I look around and see a smaller figure. The twins start walking over to him.

"You got lucky, Haruhi. Good thing he didn't... see anything, right?" One of the twins says. Haruhi just pushes his arm off and rolls her eyes.

"I was way over there, he wouldn't have seen anything even if he was looking. You guys are so paranoid," Haruhi says, walking over to a small couch in the middle of the room. His long robe he had been putting on flowed behind him. "Anyway, guys, you might want to get your robes on before Tamaki-senpai sees that you haven't changed,"

"Want to come with us?" The twins ask simultaneously. Haruhi rolls his eyes and straightens up the pillows on the couch.

"Drop dead. Just go," they turn and walk off to the corner of the room. I look over at Haruhi. Something hits me.

"Oh, I see now," is all I said. He stops and looks at me. I lower my voice so the twins don't hear what I have to say. "You're the girl who's forced to crossdress to pay off your debt, right?" She just looks at me, startled. I'm confident that I got it right. Then something flies out from the other room. Something with blond hair. I quickly jump out of the way, but Haruhi gets caught in his arms.

"Haruhi! What was this guy doing to you?" He looks at me as if I'M the one doing weird things. What kind of guy launches himself at a girl and calls the guy just standing there weird?

Haruhi roughly pushes Tamaki off of her. "He was just talking to me, Senpai. Calm down," Tamaki glares at me, like I would do something to her, but then he recognizes me.

"Hey! You're that new kid! The one that came in today!" I roll my eyes at him but keep my cool.

"Yep. That's me. Now, if you don't mind, I'm just going to head out now," I turn and try to walk towards the door, but the twins appear in front of me, blocking my way.

"Now just wait a second! Turn around, Kurai," I oblige, seeing as I can't really do anything else. He looks over me, particularly my eyes. Then he turns to Kyoya, who had just entered the room. "I have decided!"
Playing along, I act like I'm excited to know. "Decided what?"

Tamaki smiles. Ok, now I see why the girls were freaking out about him. When he's not throwing himself at a certain girl, he actually is very handsome. "I have decided that you will join the Host Club!" At this statement, my stomach sinks. I have no desire to be a part of this club with these guys. So I try to bluff my way through.

"Oh, no, there's no way. I don't fit in in a place like this," Then I hear a small voice speak up.

"Sure you do! You're handsome, and I'm sure Tama-chan can find a trait for you to have!" I look down at a small child. His blond hair is extremely messy, like he just woke up, but it's like 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Then I see someone come behind him, and I suddenly recognize these two.

"Well, thank you, Honey-senpai, but I really don't think it's a good idea," The kid looks at me, slightly confused.

"How did you know my name, Kurai-chan?" I smile at his cuteness and ignore the -chan after my name. It's just his thing.

"I was here a few years ago. I remember you guys. Well, except for you, Tamaki," I am loving the attention right now. Much as I hate to admit it, I actually do want to join the Host Club. I mean, before the girls started fighting over me, I was enjoying the attention. But now Tamaki is talking out loud, thinking of stuff for me, and I need to tune in.

"Well, we can't have another cool type, because Kyoya has that,"

"That's true, but he's kind of... shy. Timid. Yeah, that could work!" The twins say together. Tamaki just shakes his head. Good thing too. I could pull off timid, but it wouldn't be very fun.

"No, he's not like that. Plus, girls may not fall for a timid guy,"

Haruhi smiles. "Well, Senpai, he could always take after you and become a princely type," Even before he talks, I know that he's gonna blow.

"THAT'S NEVER HAPPENING! DON'T YOU KNOW, HARUHI, THAT I ENCOURAGE CREATIVITY AND INDIVIDUALITY FOR MY KIDS! HOW COULD YOU EVER SUGGEST THAT!" Ok, I got a little confused. Kids? What? I mean, sure, he messes around with girls, but... you know what, I'm not going to picture that. Anyway, Haruhi is just laughing. I decide it's time to end this.

"Guys, thank you for the invitation, but honestly, if I don't fit in, I don't fit in. It's fine, I'm just gonna leave now so you can get ready for your guests," I turn and walk to the door again. This time, no twins stand in my way, and I can make it out of there in peace. I lean against the wall beside the door. The girls had gone to make themselves pretty for the Host Club, no doubt. I smirk at the thoughts in my head. 'The Host Club won't know what hit them. Even that kid Kyoya. With proper help, I can ruin them and stay safe, all in one.

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