Author's note: So my sister and I were singing Sasuke the Emo Ninja and Chouji the Hungry and talking about Pervy Sage is Coming to Town, when my sister burst out in the chorus of this song. I was laughing so hard I decided I had to write the rest, so here it is.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any silver bells.
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To the tune of Silver Bells:
Down the sidewalks, busy sidewalks.
As she chases her prey
In her mind
There's a feeling
of hatred.
Now she's gaining
As if training
She'll destroy him today
so on every street corner beware
Sakura, Sakura
It's punching time in Konoha
See her swing, feel the sting,
Soon Naruto will be dead.
As she still fights
He's seeing lights
Cuz he's now black and blue
Now his blood gushes
out in the alley.
Hear his bones crunch
Losing his lunch
As he begs mercy, too
Yet despite all his pleadings
She beats.
Sakura, Sakura
It's punching time in Konoha
See her swing, feel the sting,
Soon Naruto will be dead.
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Author's note: Yup. That's my current masterpeice. . I hope you liked it. Please tell me what you thought!