Authors' Note: This is a cross between Yu Yu Hakusho, Inu-Yasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Petshop of Horrors, D N Angel, Yami no Matsuei and Yu-Gi-Oh. It will contain shounen-ai and yaoi. You no likey, you no ready.

Disclaimer: We own only the hostesses, nobody else.

Bishounen Survivor

Chapter 1 - The Beginning

"Welcome to Bishounen Survivor!"

"We here on some random tropical island in the middle of the ocean where our 16 contestants will be competing to be the ultimate survivor!"

"And here are our contestants now!"

A boat then pulled up and stopped roughly one-eighth of a mile away from the shore, leaving its passengers looking quizzically at the captain.

"So... are you pulling up closer or are we swimming or what?" asked Dark, eyeing the distant shoreline.

"You're swimming."

The contestants continued staring warily at the shore as the hostesses announced the tribes.

"Starting with the Oompah-Loompah tribe! Sanosuke Sagara!" cried the first hostess.

Sano stared at her unmoving.

"Please?" asked the second.

Once again, Sano didn't move. He had an expression on his face that said, 'There's-no-possible-way-you're-getting-me-to-jump.'

The third hostess coughed slightly, clearing her throat. Her eyes flared dangerously and she screamed, "SANOSUKE SAGARA, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE I GO AND GET YOU MYSELF!"

Without further hesitation Sano jumped off the boat and began swimming to shore as if he was being chased by wild dogs.

The third hostess smiled sweetly, "That's better."

"Okay..." the first hostess went on, "The next tribe member is - Hiro Nakano!"

The guitarist jumped began swimming to shore without complaint. By this time Sano had reached the mainland and walked to his tribe's mat.

The second hostess spoke up, "Next up is Asato Tsuzuki!"

The shinigami jumped in with a "Wheee!"

"Hisoka Kurosaki!"

The teen jumped off the boat without looking back; glad to get away from a certain sugar-high scientist.

"Yutaka Watari!"

That certain sugar-high scientist jumped into the water with glee, "Jeronimo!" Tsuzuki gave Hisoka a big hug as Hisoka climbed onto the shore and joined him on the mat. "We're on the same tribe! This will be so much fun!"

"Yeah, great," he replied.

"Koga!" continued the third hostess.

The wolf jumped off the boat reluctantly.

"Dark Mousy!"

"Come on Wiz," the phantom thief whispered to his bunny-like familiar who then became Dark's wings. He flew to the mainland and landed softly next to his wet tribemates. They glared daggers at him.

"And last but not least, Krad!"

With the help of his own two wings, Krad flew to shore and landed next to Dark. His tribemates turned their glares from the phantom thief and settled on the hunter.

"Next, the Doompah-Didoo tribe! First up is Kyo Sohma!"

The cat looked down at the water, then at the announcers, and back down at the water again.

"There's no way in hell I'm jumping!" he yelled.

"Oh, I think you are," mumbled Yuki from behind him.

"What was that?" asked Kyo nastily. He would have turned to face the rat if something hadn't collided with his back, sending him flipping over the railing into the water below. Kyo glared back at Yuki. "You damn rat! I'll get you!" In defeat he swam back to shore.

"Alright then, Yuki Sohma!"

Yuki made sure the cat was a way ahead of him before jumping; he really didn't want to get into a fight at the moment.

"T-Chan!"

To those who could see his human form, (Koga, the hostesses and the Sohmas) T-Chan looked like a normal boy in his late teens (only with horns). To those who couldn't, he was a small shaggy dog with curly ram horns.

"Sessho-maru!"

The dog demon stood there a moment until the third announcer narrowed her eyes at him and cleared her throat. Sessho-maru jumped without further hesitation.

"Seto Kaiba!"

The CEO jumped and landed with a splash.

"Ryou Bakura!"

Bakura did a cannonball off the boat causing a big wave.

"Kurama!"

The fox did a graceful dive off the boat into the water.

"And last but definitely not least, Hiei Jaganshi!"

One minute the fire demon was on the boat, the next he stood next to Kyo, his trail on the surface of the water quickly disappeared. The cat's eye twitched visibly. "How did you do that?"

"None off your business, baka neko."

"Why you-! Hey, how d'you know?" Kyo asked, confused.

"You reek of cat. It's hard to miss."

The first announcer cut in, "Now that everyone's here, let us introduce ourselves! I'm Fae!" She had brown hair in a ponytail that reached a few inches below her shoulders, yellow eyes, hyena ears and a tail.

"I'm Kishi," said the second, timidly. She had mid-length navy blue hair, dark purple eyes, antennae and large butterfly wings of various neon colors.

"Caoilfhionn," said the last, "Call me Cao." (a/n: Pronounced 'Keelin' and 'Key'). This girl had waist-length dark red hair with black highlights and lime green eyes. White dragon wings with dark red membranes sprouted from her back.

The sixteen boys stared at their over-eccentric hostesses in bewilderment, waiting to here how they'd have to spend the next three and a half months of their lives.