The Gaming Love Triangle
By: Kaelhound
EA opened the door to his apartment, carrying a bouquet of flower-based-games for his fiance Ubisoft. As he was about to call out, he paused, hearing sounds coming from the bedroom. He kicked in the door, gasping at the sight which he beheld. Ubisoft was in bed with his childhood tormentor, Valve. It was as if they didn't notice, Valve continuing to spread his deals all over Ubisoft's games. "Oh my god Valve, your store program is so much bigger and better than EA's."
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?", EA yelled at the top of his lungs. Valve responded calmly, his dark, firm coding glistening with sweat. "I'm sleeping with your fiance EA."
"I... I can see that." EA remarked, startled at Valve's forthrightness.
"Now, everyone, let's just calm down." Ubisoft pleaded. "Valvey, open the door."
"Get on the floor?" Valve questioned.
"Everybody walk the dinosaur." Ea finished, pleased with himself.
And so they did. Until Shrek entered the room, claiming it as "His Swamp" and covering them all in thick, green, ogre jizz.