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Mo was walking home from the store but then he heard a loud cry from an alley and so he went to go investigate it. It turned out to be a short Korean dude being pummeled by a buttload of other guys. So Mo flew into action like an actual cannibal Shia Le PuffDaddy and ate their ears off! They screamed in horrorterrors and ran away cursing profanities at him since he bit their ears off.
He picked up the little man and then let him move in with him.. But then the teen grew up and turned into a mega stud and Mo was mildly attracted to his mildly studness.
One day he kissed Glitch and Glitch moaned like a hot dog was in his mouth. So he stuck his tongue into his wet cavern and started taking his clothes off. Glitch also took his clothes off and they made love for the first time on Mo's carpet. Then Mo got up and made breakfast because everybody knows people sleep until the next day when someone has sex.
Glitch woke up to the smell of bacon and eggs and cereal and orange juice but sadly not the smell of Mo. So he got up to figure out what happened. Then they ate breakfast together.
"I love you, Mo." Glitch said past a mouthful of burnt eggs since Mo couldnt cook.
"I love you too, Glitch, " said Mo.