20 Ways to annoy the Neji Hyuga
1- cut a chunk of his hair off
2-fall asleep whenever he says 'destiny'
3-line all his presents with lead
4-call him Neji-chan (what? His hair's so long there won't be much of a difference!)
5-tell him that you just spoken to destiny and tell him he and Tenten are meant to be (heart)
6-Tell him Lee managed to squeeze out some ninjutsu
7-watch him go and verify it and laugh when he finds out it's not true
8-when he starts his destiny speech read manga
9- when he's done ask him to repeat it
10-while he's repeating, read manga
11-do 8,9 and 10 for six hours
12-watch him freak when he finds out he missed training with Tenten
13-laugh in his face for not watching the clock
14-when Tenten turns up to scream at him for ditching practice, tell her some branch Hyuga is in love with her
15-watch him blush
16-take a picture and show it to Hiashi, Hanabi, Hinata, Team Gai, and Hizashi's dead spirit
17-not done? Show it to everyone in Konoha
18-make him read all the NejiTen fanfics here
19-send Tenten red roses and say their from Neji
20-run for dear life