CHAPTER 1

Mice, Vodka and see-through pants

10:40 pm

My red bottomosity towards Dave has become vair clear. I wonder what Masimo would say now?

2 minuets later

Probably I would be dumped by my mucho Italian stallion. And all because of my stupid horn towards Dave the laugh.

I must remind him that I have a luuurve god and we mustn't be sharing any more snogs. How ever accident they may be.

1 minuet later

Dave has finally let go of me and said, "When the cat's away the mice shall play."

What in the name of Jaz's enormous sized knickers does that mean??

Why must he always make me so full of confusiosity? I am definitely not a mouse.

Ellen yes.

Moi? No way.

3 minuets later

I am once again in a full fetched snog fest but I am vowing never to do this again.

Especially since it is vair nippy noodles right now as of the fact that I am half wet, and the wind is being vair blowy.

If Dave and I carry on like this I might get a snogging rash. If anyone saw it, it would prove my disloyalty to Masimo.

He probably wouldn't know what it is though.

1 minuet later

I have just pulled myself away from Dave and proved that I can resist temptation.

I said, "Dave this isn't right."

And then he said,

"You're right, and anyways, I don't want your boyfriend to start hitting me with his make up bag if he finds out. It would hurt."

I rolled my eyes.

"Masimo is not gay." I said firmly but Dave went into a laughing spaz.

"I've got go and check for wildlife in my pants." I said, and turned around. I am going to ignore-vous him from now on.

30 seconds later

I turned around and fell back into the river.

I am now an as drenched, as a drenched thing in a river.

Dave won't stop laughing, and now he's got me going. But this is no laughing matter, as now it is vair, vair, vair nippy noodles.

2 minuets later

Dancing in the river

Ro-Ro and Sven are here!

They came to join me for a swim, and jumped into the river.

Dave is looking at us as if we are mad.

But I am ignore-vousing him so I can't care.

Or shouldn't anyways.

Sven has just picked me up and balanced me on his shoulder, and is swinging me around.

I am now a swinging, drenched thing, in a river, with a skirt, exposing her pants to the world.

Vair mature for someone like moi. If I do say so myself.

Sven has finally let me down and is now doing the same thing to Ro-Ro.

Oh gott, he has just started smacking her bottom whilst spinning her around.

What in the name of the all mighty pants gott is he doing???

11:10 pm

Everyone is here in the river.

Even Jaz. Her and hunky jumped in together, and she started giggling. A LOT. I must ask her what that was about. She is miss huffy-pants: she never giggles.

Dave is still not joining in. He said it is too nippy noodles to be playing in a river. But he has his feet inside.

Sven has decided to stand at the top of the river, and start singing the national anthem. His way.

I don't now what they taught him at reindeer school, but the real national anthem it sure wasn't.

Ro-Ro's joining in with her own version as well. We all stopped to stare.

11:30 pm

We are all now singing the national anthem. The girls Rosie's way, the boys, Sven's.

Dave has started adding Pants to the end of each verse, and now everyone is doing it except me, who is singing it the normal way as I am the only one who is mature here.

Oh dear gott, my skirt is sticking to my legs, and my pants have gone see-through.

12:00 pm

My feet are numb, but I can't care as we are having too much of a good time.

Everyone is shouting and laughing, and enjoying themselves.

Sven got bored of Dave not getting wet so he snuck behind him, picked him up and launched him into the river.

Then, he made us all stop and showed us something he brought along for the trip. It was a drink of some sort.

The guys all laughed when he was explaining to us what it was, as if they knew something we didn't.

"It makes you happy!" Sven cried.

Oh dear gott. It's vodka.

And I bet you that they've already had some because he is even more bonkers than usual. Infact, I think they've all had some.

Except me, the girls.

And Dave, I think.

Becausoms he was the sanest out of the guys for once.

"Is that Vodka?" I asked.

"I believe the answer to that question is yes, Gee."

I knew it! He is drunk!

Oh no. Ro Ro's just gotten up and taken the bottle from his hand and swallowed.

She says it's not bad. We all just stared at her. Then the boys started a laughing fit.

It's just water.

almost midnight

Dave is being vair annoying. He keeps on looking at me in a way that is too serious for someone who is supposing a laugh.

Rosie noticed and raised her eyebrows at me ask if to ask 'why is Dave looking at you like that?'. So, being the genius that I am, I just raised my eyebrows back at her, and pretended not to know what she was talking about.

Being Rosie, she raised her eyebrows further, so I did the same, until I felt too tired to carry on.

Ro-Ro can be too tiring to handle at times. But she is also very good at the old luuurve advice.

Maybe she could help me sort out what Dave is looking at me like that for. It's not like we haven't snogged before.

But no. I can't tell Ro-Ro. What if she tells Jaz, and she radio's it out to the world, as she is radio Jaz.

No. Mustn't tell anyone of the situation via Dave et moi.

3 minuets later

We were having so much fun until Jaz said she heard something coming from the campsite, and we all turned to see.

Even Sven went quiet for a couple of minuets when we all saw the yellow lights coming from the boy's camp site.

"What is that?" Jools asked.

Oh dear gott in himmel. I no exactly what that is. And that's just say that it is angry, shouting, and German.

Ok, I now this one is long... but the following chapters will be shorter. Tell me if you like it, and critism is appreciated too.

Chapter 2 won't take long, but school year has started so the others might take longer.

Thanks for reading!