Chapter 1 "The Arrival"
Elder Kai notices a CameraMan filming him and starts speaking: "Hello, I'm Elder Kai. And i'm the Host of Total Drama Xenoverse RP! Heheheheheh.
In case you're a freaking idiot who's been living under a rock, I'm going to explain what the hell 'Total Drama Xenoverse RP' is."
Elder Kai starts walking, with the CameraMan filming in front of him.
Elder Kai continues talking.
Elder Kai: "TDXRP is basically a Survival Reality Show set on a BIG island featuring 22 retards who compete in a series of grueling challenges during the course of 8 weeks for an awesome prize. The Seven magic Dragon Balls! These guys are pretty strong, so I had set a device that covers the whole island that makes the competitors non super-human. Meaning they are very,very,very average. For the sake of fairness. Heheh. Anyways, after almost every challenge, a competitor is voted off the island and will never come back...ever! HEHEHEHEHEHEH."
Elder Kai walks over to the outside of the Dining Hall.
Elder Kai: "This piece of crap wooden structure is the Dining Hall. The 22 Campers will be eating here every now and then. Let's meet the Chef...ROSHI! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
Elder Kai and the CameraMan faintly hear Master Roshi's perverse laugh.
Elder Kai: "Well, I guess he's busy at the moment. Anyways, let's move on.
Elder Kai and the CameraMan walk over to a shitty looking dock.
Elder Kai: "This is the dock of shame. When a camper is voted off from the other campers, they will have to walk over to the end of this dock, and board the boat of losers, where they will exit off the island and go to who the hell knows where. Heheh."
Elder Kai and the CameraMan suddenly hear a Boat blaring it's horn.
Elder Kai: "Well then, it seems our first camper is showing up. I wonder who it could be..."
The small Boat arrives to the Dock, and a short girl with glasses and Purple hair styled in two pigtails boards the dock.
"Am I the first one here? Please tell me i'm the first one hear!", says the short girl.
Elder Kai nods his head.
"Yes you are, Arale.", answers Elder Kai.
"Hooray!", says a happy Arale.
Elder Kai looks at his watch.
"Well, the others should be arriving one after another now.", says Elder Kai.
Suddenly, the boat come back, and a Tall guy boards the dock.
Elder Kai gives off a big smile and shouts, "KOBYASHI! MY FAVORITE!"
Kobyashi walks over to Elder Kai.
"Sup Elder Kai. Hey, Arale.", says Kobyashi, with a smile.
"Hey, Kobyashi!", says Arale, with a wave.
After a few minutes, a buff looking guy with a tacky looking outfit shows up.
"Yo! What's up Muffin Button. Where's your brother?", asks Kobyashi, while bumping fists with him.
"Oh, we're not supposed to show up together. It's pretty dumb if you ask me.". says Muffin Button.
Just then, a normal looking guy without a shirt shows up.
"Oh god, it's Rykon.", says Muffin Button while shaking his head.
"Why does he have his shirt off?", whispers Arale to Kobyashi.
"Don't question it.", replies Kobyashi.
Rykon pulls out his expensive IPhone and expensive earphones, and starts listening to music with his eyes closed.
After a few moments, a brown haired girl in a purple GI shows up.
"Rachel! Hey, girl!", yells Arale, who runs over to hug Rachel.
"Hey, girl!", yells Rachel, accepting Arale's hug.
Right after, another buff looking guy shows up.
"Ayy, Gokon! What's up!", says Kobyashi.
"Yo, my brotha!", yells Muffin Button.
"WHAT'S UP GUYS?!",yells Gokon, rushing over to them, and giving them a fist bump.
After 5 minutes pass, a spiky haired guy with slim, yet toned muscles with silver eyes shows up.
"Oh no, look who it is...", mutters Muffin Button.
Gokon and Kobyashi immediately glare at the guy.
"What're you pathetic losers looking at?", says the guy with Silver Eyes.
"Calm down, Yukine. No fighting just yet.", says Elder Kai.
"Whatever. I'm not about to waste my time with those pathetic pieces of crap..", says Yukine, crossing his arms, and closing his eyes.
Suddenly, another guy shows up. An average guy with messy hair shows up.
"Who the heck is that guy?", wonders Gokon.
Everyone either shrugs or doesn't answer.
"That's Sander. He was under the radar for a long time. He's pretty hilarious, so I let him in this game.", says Elder Kai, giving a thumbs up to Sander.
Sander gives a toothy grin, and gives a thumbs up back.
After a long while, a girl shows up.
She's playing on the Nintendo 3DS.
"Oh, no. It's Scumbag Snow.", mutters Kobyashi.
Yukine looks at Snow, and looks away quickly, in disgust.
After a bit, another girl shows up.
The girl is of average height, and long, black, wild hair.
Kobyashi notices her, and groans.
"Yo, Ellie!", waves Gokon.
"Hmph.", says Ellie, closing her eyes, and walking away.
"Wow, get rekt, Gokon.", says Muffin Button.
"Shut it.", replies Gokon.
Another is next to arrive. He is wearing a Orange Star High School shirt. He starts looking around.
"Oh crap, it's Jack.", mutters Elder Kai.
Yukine immediately opens up his eyes, and looks over to "Jack".
Yukine's blood starts to boil, and a vein pops up on the side of his head.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE ASSWIPE DOING HERE?! ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!", yells Yukine, who rushes over to Elder Kai.
"Hey, Jack is a known hero throughout the north side of the world. I'm sure you of all people expected him to participate.", says Elder Kai, while smirking.
Jack notices Yukine "talking" to Elder Kai, and walks over to them.
"HEY, YUKINE! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! I THOUGHT YOU DIED IN A DITCH! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU!", Yells a happy Jack.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, YOU POMPOUS ASS. I GOT AWAY FROM YOU, YET HERE YOU STAND IN FRONT OF ME. GO AWAY.", yells Yukine, losing his cool.
"Wow, I've never seen Yukine lose his cool like that before.", mutters Kobyashi.
"I know, right.", mutters Gokon.
Rykon hears Yukine yelling, and takes off his earphones, and immediately notices Jack. His eyes go wide for a quick second, and immediately put his earphones back on, and sets his music volume setting to max.
"Still the same Yukine. Guess ima have to remind you who your superior is...", says Jack shaking his head.
"FUCK YOU JACK!", Yells Yukine.
"Well, that's half of the campers. Time for the next.", says Elder Kai, liking the drama between Jack and Yukine.
A violet haired girl shows up this time. She looks around, and spots Muffin Button.
"Hey, boo!", yells the girl, walking over to hug Muffin Button.
"HEY, Future!", yells Muffin Button, hugging Future.
Future then notices Rachel and Arale, and rushes over to greet them.
"Good to see you too...", says Muffin Button, with a sigh.
"hahaha get rekt, Muffin.", says Gokon, with a toothy grin.
"Shut it.", mutters Muffin Button.
Virus is the next to show up.
Kobyashi and Gokon rush over to greet him.
"Hey.", replies Virus.
"Heh, that guy has pink hair.", mutters Jack, with a snicker.
Sander walks over to Virus.
"Hey, you look really familiar...have I seen you before?", asks Sander.
"Uhhhh...I don't think so.", responds Virus.
Sander shrugs, and walks away.
Shadow is next to arrive.
He goes to talk to Snow, who is too busy on her Nintendo 3DS, and ignores him.
Silvie is next to arrive.
"Hey, sis!", says Ellie, with a small wave.
"Hey.", responds Ellie.
"Hey, Kobyashi, look who it is.", says Gokon, pointing at Silvie.
Kobyashi looks, and spots Silvie.
Kobyashi immediately blushes and goes to greet her.
"Hey, Silvie. Nice to see you.", says Kobyashi, trying to act natural.
"Hey, Kobyashi. Likewise.", says Silvie, with a blush.
Ellie rolls her eyes.
Hunter is next to show up.
"Yo, look, it's Hunter!", exclaims Gokon.
Gokon, Kobyashi, Virus, and Muffin Button walk over to Hunter, greeting him.
"Hey, guys! I feel like we're gonna have a fun time over here!", says Hunter, excited.
"Oh, you don't know how wrong you are, ...", mutters Elder Kai.
Rachel spots Hunter, and goes to hug him.
"Hey, Hunter!", says Rachel, giving him a big hug.
"Hi, Rachel. Nice to see you too. haha.", says Hunter, with a blush.
A few moments later, Sam shows up as well.
He greets Hunter, and the group.
Another arrives, with the boat blasting Death Metal.
Everyone looks over.
Yukine smirks.
"Yo, what's up, people? Who's ready to get knocked the fook out?", says Calvin, with a cocky smirk.
"Hey, it's Calvin.", says Shadow.
Snow is too busy playing on her Nintendo 3DS to look up.
Rykon looks up, and notices Calvin. He starts sweating bullets, and quickly goes back to listening to music to calm his nerves.
Future glares at Calvin.
Calvin goes up to Yukine, and bumps fists with him.
Kirai is next to show up.
"Didn't this guy die?", questions Hunter.
Virus is also curious.
"Yeah, but I revived him with the Dragon Balls. Someone had to. Plus, I think it would be fun to see him and Dark Star interact.", replies Elder Kai, with a shrug.
Kirai walks over to Dark Star.
"Kirai. How are you?", asks Shadow.
"Fine.", replies Kirai.
"I expect you learned your previous lesson.", says Yukine, with a glare.
"Yes.", responds Kirai, without emotion.
"Good.", says Yukine.
Calvin pats Kirai on the back.
Vegeku is next to arrive.
More than half of the contestants groan in annoyance.
"God dammit, why would you let him in?", asks an upset Hunter.
"Just here to get you guys pissed. Heheheh.", responds Elder Kai.
"You know he'll piss you off too, right?", says Sam.
"Don't you worry, I got something for his ass, if he does.", responds Elder Kai, pulling out a big paddle.
"What's up, gang?", greets Vegeku.
"Hey Vegeku.", says Kobyashi.
"Oi, that squeaky bastard is here. Do I gotta fook this guy up?", says Calvin, beginning to get pissed off.
"Not now.", responds Yukine.
Vegeku notices Ellie, and starts to sweat.
"Oh...hell...YES!", says Vegeku, in his thoughts.
A buff looking tall guy with a deep tan shows up.
"Who's that guy?", asks Vegeku.
Everyone shrugs, obviously not knowing who that guy is.
Well, almost everyone. Sander answers.
"Daikon! Surprised to see you here, dude.", greets Sander.
"I'm honestly surprised to see you anywhere, Sander. You disappear a lot.", says Daikon, with a smile.
Sander laughs awkwardly.
"That's Daikon. A hero from a different universe. Sander is from his time as well, well, sorta...kinda...it's hard to explain.", says Elder Kai.
Almost everyone doesn't know what the hell he's talking about, but ignore it anyway.
The last person shows up. It's a girl.
"Oh, here's another from Daikon and Sander's universe.", says Elder Kai.
"Hey, Akaroshi! I didn't expect you to be here!", says Daikon.
"I'll pretend I didn't hear that, you goof.", responds Akaroshi.
Sander laughs.
"Well, that's everyone. All 22 campers have arrived! Ladies and Gentlema, welcome to Total Drama Xenoverse RP", says Elder Kai.
No one responds. Crickets are heard.
With a groan Elder Kai says, "Follow me..."
Elder Kai leads the campers to the Confessional Shack/Outhouse.
"So this is the shitty outhouse, so what?", questions Yukine.
"Heheh, "shitty".", mutters Sander, with a snicker.
"It's not just a shitty outhouse, it's a shitty Confessional room...slash outhouse.", says Elder Kai with a grin.
Everyone raises an eyebrow.
"The Confessional is a place where you can reveal your most personal feelings about your fellow campers, the challenges, and more. No one will hear you voice your thoughts...except for a camera."
"WHAT THE HECK...EW, WHY WOULD YOU PUT A CAMERA IN AN OUTHOUSE?", asks a grossed out Future.
"What kind of 'REALITY' show, don't you get?", says Elder Kai, getting annoyed.
Everyone stays quiet.
"MOVING ON.", yells Elder Kai.
CONFESSIONAL - YUKINE
"Seriously, he uses a Confessional Room in the Outhouse...what the hell, Kai?", says an annoyed Yukine.
END CONFESSIONALElder Kai leads them to four cabins and the Dining Hall.
"These four cabins are where you guys will be sleeping. 2 for boys, and 2 for girls. The Dining Hall over there, is the place where you will eat great food. Any questions?", asks Elder Kai.
"Yes. Who will be the Chef serving us at the Dining Hall?", asks Sam.
"You all know Master Roshi right?", asks Elder Kai.
Everyone groans.
CONFESSIONAL - FUTURE
"That pervert better not freaking touch me!", says a pissed off Future.
END OF CONFESSIONAL"Now, time to make the teams. There will be two teams of 11. If I call out your names, I want you to be on the left side of me.", says Elder Kai.
"Kirai.
Snow.
Virus.
Rachel.
Future.
Rykon.
Ellie.
Vegeku.
Calvin.
Akaroshi.
And Arale.", says Elder Kai.
CONFESSIONAL - VIRUS
"Are you serious? I hate almost all of these guys...god damn it...", mutters Virus.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL - CALVIN
"I'm in a fooking team with stupid fooking Vegeku, that useless pile of junk. He better not do something stupid or else i'm gonna knock'em out. Oh well, at least Rykon, Kirai, and Snow are in my team. We Dark Star guys have to stick together, ye know?", says Calvin.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
"You 11 are known as Team AMBITIOUS ANDROIDS.", says Elder Kai.
"As for
Jack.
Daikon.
Shadow.
Yukine.
Hunter.
Sam.
Kobyashi.
Muffin Button.
Silvie.
Gokon.
Sander.
You guys are known as Team "DEPRESSED DRAGONS". Now get on my right side.", says Elder Kai.
Yukine's eyes grow wide.
CONFESSIONAL - YUKINE"What. The. Hell?", says Yukine.
END OF CONFESSIONAL"ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS, KAI?! I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS ASSHAT'S TEAM!", yells an angry Yukine, while pointing at Jack.
Yukine starts getting vietnam flashbacks of his past with Jack, then goes on a rant.
"I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS SCUM ANYMORE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAD TO PUT UP WITH. I LEFT MY HOME FOR A FREAKING REASON. THIS GUY IS THE DEVIL HIMSELF. SCREW THIS, I MIGHT AS WELL QUIT THIS.", yells Yukine.
Sander backs away from Yukine.
"Sure, you can quit if you want to, but may I remind you that the 7 Dragon Balls are on the line.", says Elder Kai, with a scumbag smirk.
Yukine starts sweating, and then relents with a sigh.
"Fine. I'm only doing this for the reward.", mutters Yukine.
CONFESSIONAL - YUKINE"Once I get the Dragon Balls, i'm wishing Jack away on a distant planet...one where it doesn't have oxygen.", says Yukine, with his arms crossed.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL - DAIKON"Well, I don't know what the hell that was about. But all I can say is, those 7 Dragon Balls are mine.", says a confident Daikon.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
"Alright, now that the teams are sorted, lets all head to the 1st part of the 1st challenge.", says Elder Kai.
Elder Kai leads them all to a giant cliff.
They reach the top.
Vegeku is scared because without his powers, he's exposed to his fear of heights.
"So what are we supposed to do?", asks Kobyashi.
"Well, you all are standing on a 10,000 foot tall cliff. You all see that circle of Buoys right there?", asks Elder Kai.
Everyone notices the small circle and shyly nods.
"That will be your Safe-Zone. Jump down this cliff, land in the Safe-Zone, you give your team a point. The team with the most points win this part of the challenge. Simple right?
"You mean we all have to jump this giant cliff?!", asks Hunter.
"I don't expect you all to. I'm not forcing you all to. But in case you don't do the jump, you'll have to wear these chicken hats.", replies Elder Kai.
Elder Kai shows a crate full of rubber chicken hats.
"No way i'm fooking wearing that thing.", says Calvin.
"Then you know what to do.", says Elder Kai with a wink.
"But beware, there are Sharks in that water. So y'know if you miss the Safe-Zone, not only will you not score a point for your team, but you have a high chance of being eaten by a Shark.", says Elder Kai.
Everyone if shook as hell, except for Yukine and Jack.
CONFESSIONAL - JACK"Heh, this'll be a good opportunity to teach Yukine a lesson on disrespect. I hope he's not afraid of Sharks, heheh.", laughs Jack, with scumbag intentions.
END OF CONFESSIONAL
TO BE CONTINUED