I have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE why I wrote this. But anyway this is the first (that I am aware of,) Rwby version of llamas with hats. And without further ado, I present to you, Hunters with Armor!

Pyrrha sighed as she walked down the hallway. 'So… many tests… must sleep.'

Her hope for rest quickly vanished as she saw the carnage that lied in her dorm. On the floor, lay a dead wolf faunus with what appeared to be several stab wounds in his chest. Right next to the body stood Cardin Winchester holding Crocea Mors, blood dripping of it's blade.

"CARDIN! Why is there a dead Faunus in my room?!" She cried out in horror.

Cardin looked around until his eyes finally rested on the cadaver lying against the wall. His eyes lit up in mock surprise. "Oh…hey…How did he get here?"

Pyrrha shook her head in disbelief. "Carrrdiiiinn, what did you do?!"

Cardin returned his gaze to the distraught redhead and put on a face of innocence. "Me?" he said "Uh, I didn't do this!"

"Explain what happened, Cardin!"

Cardin looked at the body again. "I've never seen him before in my life!"

Pyrrha put her hands on her hips and looked at Cardin in annoyance. "Why did you kill this faunus, Cardin?"

Cardin was quick to give a response. "I do not kill faunus. That is…that is my least favorite thing to do."

Pyrrha sighed and began to massage the bridge of her nose in frustration. "Tell me, Cardin, exactly what you were doing before I came back to my dorm."

Cardin put on a thinking face as he began to give his response. "Alright, well…I went in your Team's room…"

"Okay…"

"I was uh…I was looking around…"

"Yes?"

"Trying to find blackmail material against Jaune…"

Pyrrha facepalmed before saying, "Go on…"

Cardin began to rub his chin. "And, uh, well this wolf Faunus walked in…"

"Okay…"

"So, I grabbed Crocea Mors, I went up to him…"

"Yes…" Pyrrha nodded her head as a sign she was still listening.

"And I, uh…Well, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest." Cardin smiled proudly.

A deafening silence filled the room until Pyrrha began to freak out.

"Caaarrrdinnnn, that KILLS people!"

Cardin's smile immediately faded. "Oh! Well, I didn't know that!"

Pyrrha shook her head in shock. "How could you not know that?!"

Cardin closed his eyes and began to nod slowly. "Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I SUCK." Cardin began to gaze at Crocea Mors in fascination.

Pyrrha groaned before turning to exam the body again. It was at this moment she realized the Faunus' ears were missing.

She turned back to face Cardin. "What happened to his wolf ears.?"

Cardin looked up and made eye contact with the spartan. "What's that?" he asked.

Pyrrha looked at him suspiciously. "His ears. Why—why are they missing?"

Cardin began to whistle. "Well, I kind of umm…cooked them up. And feed them to Zwei."

Another deafening silence filled the room as Pyrrha stared at Cardin with complete disgust.

"Caaaaaaaaaardiiinn!"

Cardin started twiddling his thumbs. "Well, He—he looked hungry. And well, you know, when you have wolf ears…"

Pyrrha began to feel weak. "Why on earth would you do that?!"

"He looked hungry for ears! Gimme a break!"

Pyrrha began to cry. "Caaaaaardiiiin!"

"His stomach was making the rumblies."

The tears flowed even faster. "Caardiin!"

"That only ears would satisfy!"

Pyrrha was now a sobbing mess. "What is wrong with you, Cardin?!"

Cardin smiled thoughtfully. "Well, I kill people and I feed ears to dogs! That's—that's two things!"

LOL. I got REALLY REALLY REALLY BORED. See you all later.