A/N: Hi, this is my first fanfiction! Before you read, I'd like to warn readers the main character is a girl into boy's love. So if you feel uncomfortable about her character, please drop this fanfiction right away. I, myself, am not a fujoshi, but I found the manga, Watashi ga Motete Dousunda, really funny and interesting. Then I thought since the KHR fandom has the majority pairings of boyxboy, it would be interesting to see a fujoshi barging into the lives of the mafia guys and sailing ships everywhere. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: KHR and Watashi ga Motete Dousunda does not belong to me but to their respective mangakas.

CHAPTER 1: Love is Pure

"I believe love is not a number and it can overcome borders like gender. Love is pure! It's not dirty! You shouldn't defy it!" This nonsense uttered from this pathetic girl irritated the school prefect greatly. He took out his shiny metal tonfas and positioned himself in a fighting position. He drew in his breath sharply before glaring at the girl for ruining the peace of his school… once again. "Give me those yaoi manga before I bite you to death."

The continuous loud noises and yelping of a screaming girl indicated to the students immediately on what was going on in the hallway. Teachers knew that the girl outside was most likely Fujioka Umeko and that she most likely pissed off Hibari Kyoya, the leader of the Disciplinary Committee at the school. However, none of them could do anything to stop an angry terrifying fighting maniac armed with weapons at all times. So, they continued their lessons.

Tsuna sat at his desk during class listening to the howling of Fujioka and sympathized with the poor girl, knowing full well how fucking painful Hibari could be. A kick at his leg was enough to bring his thoughts back to class as he yelped in pain. "Is there something wrong, Tsunayoshi-kun?" His teacher asked. Everyone's attention was on him. "N-no! Everything's fine! I'm sorry for interrupting!" The brunette stuttered. His teacher raised an eyebrow, but went back to teaching anyway. His eyes searched for the reason of his pain. Just as expected, he found an infant in a suit with large eyes staring right back at him.

"Reborn! Why-" Tsuna whispered.

"You should pay attention in class, Dame Tsuna," Reborn replied.

Tsuna groaned. He really wants to know how to get the infant got in his classroom without anyone knowing, but he knew better. He got in because he can and he was fucking Reborn.

It all started with this sketchy pamphlet that his mother totally believed in. She contacted the home tutor on the pamphlet and that's how Reborn got into his life. It was odd seeing a baby telling him that he was the tutor and Tsuna laughed his head off. Bad choice. After Reborn kicked him in the gut, he claimed he was the world's greatest hitman and he was here to train the brunette to be the next boss of the world's most prominent mafia group, the Vongola Famiglia. Tsuna cracked up laughing again, not believing Reborn at all. The little shit made sure Tsuna believed. The brunette sure as hell did not want to be some part of this dangerous group. However, his home tutor won't let him do as he pleases.

If Tsuna had to describe Reborn in one sentence, it would be: He does whatever he wants, whenever he wants, and however he wants. The scary thing is… Reborn usually gets his way.

Fujioka gasped in pain when Hibari's metal weapon hit her on the side. He bent down to where she was on the ground and grabbed the boy's love manga from her hand. Her sky blue orbs widened in dread. "P-please don't. Please." She begged him, while holding on to his pant leg. Hibari looked down and made eye contact for 5 seconds with her before his mouth tilted upward into a smirk. With that, he mercilessly ripped her manga and left.

Fujioka gaped at the remains of her beloved boy's love fantasy manga. She tried to gather the pieces, but it was no use. With teary eyes, she glared fiercely at the back of black-haired prefect. "STUPID HIBARI KYOYA! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! MARK MY WORDS I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Hibari smirked again. He'll let her get away with that insult today because he is satisfied enough... for today.

Fujioka groaned in pain. She lifted her uniform shirt and confirmed the growing purple bruise on her right side. Well, at least he didn't hit my face this time. She slowly dragged herself to the infirmary. A squeaky voice spoke out to her. "Fujioka Umeko. Female. 2nd year at Namimori Middle School. Height: 161cm. Weight: 42kg. Black hair up to her shoulders. Cerulean eyes. Academically decent. Good at English, Japanese, and History. Bad at Math, the Sciences, Physical Education, and all the rest. Fast reflexes for the average female of your age… Is that because of your daily exchange with Hibari?"

"Well, it sure isn't fast enough," She muttered before looking at the owner of the voice, Reborn. Fujioka stared in awe of this miraculous wonder. "You're speaking awfully well for someone who just came out of your mother's vag-" She was interrupted by a flying kick delivered by the infant on her wound. While she suffered, Reborn continued his talking. "You're a fujoshi too. Is this what kids are into these days?"

Upon hearing that, the short girl stood up with a smug smile as if she knew everything about it… which she did. "Well, a child like you shouldn't be calling us, teenagers, kids. You're too young to understand the wonders of the amazing and delicious world of fujoshis, where beautiful men belong with beautiful men." There had been guys that asked Fujioka out before because she was attractive and cute. That was until they found out she turned them down because she is a fujoshi, a female fan that loved the romantic relationships between men in manga, novels, and real life.

Reborn kicked her again at the same spot. "I'm not a child. I'm probably older than your mother," He said. Fujioka was on the floor, squirming in pain again before realizing something she should've realized before. "W-wait a second, how do you even know all my information? You're a creepy baby!" She proclaimed. Reborn smirked. Took her long enough to finally realize. He was interested in the girl because of her interaction and relationship with Hibari so he had to give out an invitation. "I'm Tsuna's hitman home tutor, Reborn. Fujioka Umeko, would you like to join Tsuna's famiglia?"

Ding Dong Dang Dong.

The bell signaled the end of the day and students quickly packed up, preparing to bolt out of the school. "Tsunayoshi-kun," Fujioka called out to him. The short brunette turned around. "E-eh? Me?" He asked confused, pointing at himself. "Yeah, can I talk to you for a bit?" She asked. "Heads of the students in his class turned toward their interaction. Everyone knew the girl. Fujioka Umeko was and is the only person that has the guts to go against Hibari again and again. Then again, maybe she's stupid. The remaining students rushed out the classroom. All that was left behind was an odd Fujioka, a confused Tsuna, and of course, his two best friends.

"What the hell do you want with Juudaime?" The angry voice belonged to a silver-haired boy. "Are you an enemy-" This silver-haired boy was interrupted by the boy next to him. Said boy smiled brightly and blinded Fujioka. "Hi, I'm Yamamoto Takeshi. This guy is Gokudera Hayato. Sorry, he's a little jumpy. Don't mind him. Haha!" Yamamoto said cheerily. Gokudera glared in disbelief. "You baseball idiot! How could you give our names away so easily-"

"G-gokudera! Stop it! She just wants to talk." The silverette stopped abruptly and with a huff declared he would stop, only because Tsuna told him too. "So, what did you want to talk to me about, Fujioka-senpai?" Tsuna turned back to her and asked politely. All he saw was the short girl drooling at the scene in front of her. Tsuna backed up a few steps, suddenly wary of her behaviour. Fujioka pinched his cheeks. "Awww! You're so cute!" She cooed. "E-ehhh?!" Tsuna was flustered and blushed a bright shade of red. "You're definitely uke material," Fujioka proclaimed. She gaze went back to the other two before she gushed out in fangirling mode. "Oh my gosh. Why are you two so hot?! I can see this ship sailing like no tomorrow! Wait, Gokudera-kun wants to protect Tsunayoshi-kun, but then again either of you can be with Tsunayoshi-kun too because you both care for him and …. OH MY GOSH. This could be a three-way relationship. My heart is dying-"

"Sorry, what are you saying? I don't understand you. You're speaking too fast," Tsuna said. Gokudera heard everything clearly. He would never look at his boss like that! He doesn't even like the baseball idiot either! Now, he felt uncomfortable. Fucking Fujioka the Fujoshi.

The girl gathered herself. Fangirling can wait for a moment. I need to ask Tsunayoshi-kun first.

"Tsunayoshi-kun, do you know a baby called Reborn?" She asked earnestly. Tsuna's eyes widened. "Yeah..." He replied cautiously. "How do you know Reborn-san, woman?" Gokudera snapped. The girl wondered why the silverette was so uptight. "He approached me first, " She answered. Gokudera knew Reborn does things that can help Juudaime, but how is this girl going to help anything or anyone?

"That kid talks and kicks really well for a kid," Fujioka said amazed.

Yamamoto laughed before saying, "I know. I thought the same thing."

That's because Reborn isn't really a baby and he's a hitman, Tsuna thought.

"Anyway, he said something about being your tutor and asked me join your famiglia? What is a famiglia anyway? I was confused so I came here to ask you what you were teaching to your baby brother?" She asked. Tsuna launched in the explanation of how Reborn wasn't his baby brother and told her to ignore everything Reborn says. He really didn't want to get the poor girl involved.

" 'I want want to get her involved-' Is what you're thinking, right?" A familiar squeaky voice spoke. Reborn jumped on to Tsuna's head, causing the brunette to stumble a bit before regaining balance. "Reborn..." Tsuna started to protest. "But, she's already involved. She's Hibari's only childhood friend," Reborn continued. The heads of the three boys whipped to turn to Fujioka. "EHHH?!" Fujioka frowned. "You know, I really wanted to believe you were just a genius kid that just developed your speech earlier than other kids and that you really just came across my profile on accident somehow and that you really didn't mean anything thing you said about being a hitman… Seriously, I want to know how you even got this information!"

Reborn smirked and answered smugly, "I am simply just one hell of a tutor."

Fujioka facepalmed when she recognized the line. "Aw, hell no."

Meanwhile, the boys in the classroom were still shocked. How does anyone even get along with Hibari? How is this girl still alive? Suddenly, they had newfound respect for Fujioka. "H-hibari-san's childhood friend?" Tsuna asked shakily. The girl turned back to Tsuna. "I guess, kind of. We knew each other since we were kids. Our mothers' are best friends and so we went to each other's houses before pretty often. Now, we're neighbours," She replied.

"How was Hibari-san as a child?" Tsuna asked.

"Hmm, well, despite having violent urges to hit me all the time, he was a cute kid. A lot more cuter than he is now. He wasn't as violent towards me as he is now back then. He still got into a lot of fights though. Did you know he used to pout?!" Fujioka laughed at the memory.

"POUT?! That Hibari used to pout?!" Gokudera yelled in disbelief.

"Yeah, hard to believe now right. Now, all he does is scowl and glare. If you get in his way, he'll just smack you out of it. Oh, there's one other thing. That signature phrase- " She was interrupted by a voice behind her, "I'll bite you to death." Fujioka nodded approvingly. "Yeah, that's a great impression of him. ...Why are you guys so pale?" Gokudera was ready in a fighting position, pulling out his dynamites. Yamamoto was tensed and then there's Tsuna that looked like he'll bolt out any minute now.

"... Oh. He's behind me, isn't he?" Fujioka realized too late. "How long have you been listening?" One look at his glare was all it took to know he heard enough. She lifted her arms to protect her head and she shut her eyes, preparing herself for the pain to be expected. However, it never came. She slowly opened one eye at a time to see Hibari looking at Reborn. "It's the infant," He said. He gaze lingered back to the confused Fujioka for a bit before returning back to Reborn, questioningly. "Umeko is joining Tsuna's mafia family. She's going to be part of Vongola," He answered.

Hibari had no change in demeanor or expression. His eyes flittered back to Fujioka, who was still confused about their exchange and what the hell the baby meant by mafia family. Hibari said nothing as he turned around and walked toward the door. Tsuna let out a small breath of relief and the postures of Gokudera and Yamamoto relaxed slightly. He's leaving us without beating us to death! Thank God! Tsuna thought happily. Hibari stopped at the door which made Tsuna panic again. Hibari spoke in his usual demanding voice. "I hate it when you herbivores group together at my school. Leave at once." Tsuna almost screamed like a girl. Hibari turned his head to face Reborn. "Don't call her that. I'm the only one allowed to call her by her first name." Silence. Reborn smirked. Then the majestic prefect left. Tsuna was so relieved that nothing actually happened. "Did Hibari let us off easily? We're really lucky," Yamamoto said surprised. Fujioka gulped. She knew Hibari better. The guy was beyond pissed.

For the next few days, Fujioka decided to lay low. Why was he pissed? Was it because he thinks I joined this family thing? Was it because I was called my first name by Reborn? Why can't I have my first name called by other people?Oh, maybe because we were crowding around? She furrowed her eyebrows. After thinking about it in class, she came up with a conclusion. It could've very possibly be that Hibari still looks at her as a friend, even if he never admits it. Since she was kind of his only friend and he has an obsessive streak, he is pissed because it seemed like Reborn was taking her away to this mafia family away from him. Fujioka's reasoning seemed pretty logical.

She shook her head. Whatever. It didn't matter why he was pissed off. It'll pass and be fine as long as she avoided him. The girl squawked when she bumped into a sturdy body. Well, guess she bumped into? "Y-yo… How's it going? I thought you lived at the school...haha." She nervously laughed and looked everywhere but the face of Hibari Kyoya. Of course, he lived right next to her! How could she avoid him?! He's glaring at me, isn't he? She bravely looked up to see she was right. Her gaze immediately went to the sidewalk.

Hibari didn't say anything and he continued walking to his house. Fortunately, it meant he wasn't going to beat her up on the spot. Unfortunately, she had to walk to her house which was on the same path. That meant she still had to in the presence of Hibari, who could smack her anytime he wanted. She gulped and trailed behind the scary prefect. Fujioka didn't usually have to deal with situations like this because Hibari generally stayed at his precious school until the crowds of students all left before leaving. This 15 minute walk feels like 3 hours, She thought.

When they finally arrived, she wanted to dart into her house. But, she really can't take this anymore. She's going to die from feeling anxious and more wary about Hibari than usual continuously. "K-kyoya!" She called out. Hibari stopped and waited, indicating for her to continue. "Uh, I'm still your friend so don't be mad, okay? Reborn isn't taking me away. We'll still be friends! Can you stop being mad about this?! Please don't hit me!" She said rushedly. Oh my gosh, did I have to say it like that? How embarrassing.

"Join the disciplinary committee," He demanded. Fujioka blinked.

"What? Why?" She asked confusedly.

"You want me to stop being mad, don't you?" He said mockingly.

"But- Ohhhh. I see. You're jealous, aren't you?! You think your only friend is getting taken away so you want to keep me close, right?!" She exclaimed brightly.

If Hibari could facepalm, he would've done it right now but he had his hands occupied with holding a metal tonfa in both hands. Fujioka took the hint and ran into her house screaming, "I'M SORRY KYOYA!"

He scowled. That wasn't the case. He was not jealous. Being part of that herbivore's family meant more than just "family." It meant fighting, enemies, and other dangerous activities. Once you're in it, you can't come back out. The eccentric girl would be targeted too because of her involvement with Vongola. It irritated Hibari that the girl didn't have the strength to defend herself either. This stupid idiotic moron shouldn't have joined the infant's group. Now, she's just causing him more problems. Just thinking about it is making him pissed again. Why did he have to care for her anyway? Hibari would never admit he was friends or even acquaintances with the eccentric, fujoshi girl. However, he did have a teeny-tiny miniscule soft spot for her because time with someone almost everyday for 12 years does wonders. If anything, she could be considered as a younger sister he never had. Hibari wanted to keep her close, just in case something happens.

Before he went back in his house, something caught his eye on the sidewalk where the fujoshi girl was standing earlier. An innocent mathematics book layed there with it's cover slightly out of place. Someone like Fujioka would never bring home a math book. He narrowed his eyes. Hibari picked up the book and ripped off the cover. It was a manga with the cover of two guys furiously making out in all shameless glory. He had no hestitation when he destroyed and oblierated the manga.

All of a sudden the idea of having to protect her faded away as he planned to set this girl to the next world with his lovely tonfas.