CAILLOU AND THE BALDIES
chapter one
Caillou was dreaming about Miley Cyrus and her ass, when we woke up to the sound of a glass smasing on the floor. He peeked outside his bedroom door, and then heard yelling from the kitchen downstairs. "YOU DUMB B****, YOU BROKE ANOTHER DAMN GLASS. YOU CAN'T DO NOTHIN' RIGHT" His mother grew angry and spilled out a secret " AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET DRUNK AD HIGH IN FRONT OF A POLICE STATION" Caillou sighed, these motherfuckers are at it again. one a titantic mess up and the other a addicted pot user with supplies of beer alway on him. "STOP FUCKING ARGUING AND GO TO BED YOU IDIOTS" Caillou ran down stairs, and slapped both of them. Caillou went back upstairs to read " Naruto" fanfiction
The next day, Caillou got up and went downstairs. His dad was knocked out on the couch, while his mother was making pancakes with bacon. The bacon camed out burnt, so Caillou stabbed his mother, screaming "NO BURNT BACON ALLOWED B****" Rosie was feeding Gilbert some of her bacon right when their Dad woke up. "YOU DAMN CAT. STOP STEALING FOOD OF THE TABLE" Caillou stabbed him, "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT A DAMN CAT IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU HATED IT" Caillou noticed Rosie. Rosie had a look of happiness on her face. "WOW, WHEN CAN I LEARN TO STICK KNIVES IN PEOPLE?" Caillou thought about it. The first time i stabbed someone was when the preschool teacher didn't bring in milk and cookies for the daily snack. "Alright then, i'll train you as my partner"
Caillou trained Rosie for a month. A sign of her improvment was clear on their parents and neighbors. They started a group together, and Caillou got Leo and Clemintine in too. The group would kill a person if the person who hired them would pay them with cookies and candy. As they grew older, they demanded money, and then they became a gang, and after their first gang war, they became the most dangerous gang in all the town. Clemintine wasn't a source of assault, as if someone came close to her, she would shoot them without mercy. Caillou became greedy and started to send gang members into other towns to take them over. Caillou soon had spies in each gang in the entire state, and payed them 500 dollars to do it, as well has a little "friend". Caillou then became known as "Bald Gun", and the police were getting calls of about him. Caillou knew he had to shut the police down. Caillou sent Clemintine and Leo a message, saying "NEXT TARGERT- POLICE"