TITANIC IN 40 SECONDS, BACKWARDS
A/N: If you cannot take a joke, do not read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
CHAPTER ONE: THE END
Reviews: WANTED
Another A/N: Look, I was hyper! I usually write VERY deep stuff though. I DO like Titanic, I just thought this was funny.
THE END:
Rose dies and has a dream about something I shouldn't say in front of the kids. Rose throws her giant necklace into the ocean (erg what a waste of money! Gosh, you shouldn't just THROW a million dollar piece of jewelry into saltwater!)
Rose tells a guy on the ship that saved her that her name is Rose Dawson. Big Whoop. Rose whistles for help from a lifeboat.
Jack dies.
"Gurgle Gurgle," says Jack.
"Make lots of babies, Rose!" Jack screams. Rose cries some more.
Rose cries.
Rose's Face turns white.
Rose is really cold.
Rose tries to climb on top of a floating piece of cardboard but since she is so fat, Jack can't fit on with her.
Rose swims over to a floating piece of shit. Not literally, of course.
Jack punches a guy that is. err. touching. Rose in the water.
Some guy tries to drown Rose, but really, he is trying to rape her. They just don't want you to know. Stupid Hollywood, hiding something like that from us! REALLY! It's the truth!
Rose and Jack almost drown.
The couple Jump off of the titanic.
Rose and Jack run around like chickens with their heads cut off while the Titanic is drowning and a thousand other people are ALSO running around like maniacs.
THE END of the END.
MORE COMING UNLESS IT GETS POOR REVIEWS.
A/N: If you cannot take a joke, do not read this. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
CHAPTER ONE: THE END
Reviews: WANTED
Another A/N: Look, I was hyper! I usually write VERY deep stuff though. I DO like Titanic, I just thought this was funny.
THE END:
Rose dies and has a dream about something I shouldn't say in front of the kids. Rose throws her giant necklace into the ocean (erg what a waste of money! Gosh, you shouldn't just THROW a million dollar piece of jewelry into saltwater!)
Rose tells a guy on the ship that saved her that her name is Rose Dawson. Big Whoop. Rose whistles for help from a lifeboat.
Jack dies.
"Gurgle Gurgle," says Jack.
"Make lots of babies, Rose!" Jack screams. Rose cries some more.
Rose cries.
Rose's Face turns white.
Rose is really cold.
Rose tries to climb on top of a floating piece of cardboard but since she is so fat, Jack can't fit on with her.
Rose swims over to a floating piece of shit. Not literally, of course.
Jack punches a guy that is. err. touching. Rose in the water.
Some guy tries to drown Rose, but really, he is trying to rape her. They just don't want you to know. Stupid Hollywood, hiding something like that from us! REALLY! It's the truth!
Rose and Jack almost drown.
The couple Jump off of the titanic.
Rose and Jack run around like chickens with their heads cut off while the Titanic is drowning and a thousand other people are ALSO running around like maniacs.
THE END of the END.
MORE COMING UNLESS IT GETS POOR REVIEWS.