A Forked Path

All the usual disclaimers apply. UMJ, go to hell. This is set after the OAV.

"Heero, would you like to go to the ball with me ?" Relena asked

"Omae o koruso" Heero muttered in reply.

"Heero, I am just sooo tired of this. Ugh"

Dorothy Caltonia watched what was going on and came up to Relena to talk to her. "Hello, Miss.Relena, you look sad. What's wrong ?"

"Heero..d-dd-doesn't like me. Its obvious n-now., "Relena sobbed

"Mrs.Relena, perhaps you would like to come to my estate ? You could relax there, and forget all about Heero. "

"Well, that does sound fun"

When they arrivied at Dorothy's home, Dorothy asked Relena why she liked Heero so much.

"Well, he's just so mysterious."

"I can be mysterious too,"Dorothy replied.

Relena felt aroused, though she didn't quite know why. **She's so understanding, yet so ..sexy **Relena found herself thinking. She leapt at Dorothy and they locked lips in a long kiss, Relena savoring the Dorothy's taste. She felt a small bite and yelped. Dorothy broke the embrace and smiled

Dorothy put her hands under Relena's shirt, feeling the soft flesh beneath. She was lifting it off when the door swung open. Heero was standing in the doorway, almost in tears. "Relena, I'm sorry, I want to go to the dance with you."

"Heero, I'm tired of you repeating the same routine over and over, and now you're begging me to go out with you ? Forget it. You can take Quatre, for all I care."

Heero ran out, sobbing. Dorothy smiled again, and she ripped her own shirt off, along with her bra, revelaing a full set of busts. Relena ran her tongue along one breast, then began flicking at the nipple, and soon began sucking. Dorothy moaned with pleasure, but suddenly noticed a figure peering in through a window. She jumped out of Relena's embrace, ran outside and grabbed the peeping tom by the nape of his neck.

"You can't hurt me, I'm the God of De-"

"Shut up you little hentai,"Dorothy said, "you can't even get your own catch-phrase."

The imbecile pulled out a squirt gun that looked slightly like a DD-44. Before he could squirt Dorothy, she grabbed gun, clubbed him in the nether regions, and stuck it up his anus. While he was squealing in pain, dorothy pulled out a chunk of c-4, dropped it next to him, and went back to Relena.

The explosion roared as Dorothy stepped in and she gave Relena a smile as they both ran up to the bedroom.

If I get enough feedback, I'll write a sequel with less comedy. I found a picture that goes quite well with my story. It is hentai (japanese for pervert)though, so it's not for those of you under 18:

http://www.pond.com/~erik/hgundam/Wing/relenadorothy.jpg