Hello and welcome to the Dharma Initiative's new TV show, "The Hatch". Over the last two months, 14 people have been selected from the Millions that have auditioned, and tonight they will be going down the Hatch! What they don't know though, is that there will be some traps and secrets in the hatch that will keep all you at home very entertained indeed!
Now, give a warm welcome to our first Hatchmate, Claire!
Audition Tape:
Hi, my name's Claire, and I'm pregnant! I haven't really got much else to give to the show, but put me in because there's a good opportunity for a romance developing in the house with me, and also, I'm very superstitious, and my baby is apparently evil. As I said, nothing special, but let me in, please!
Everyone it's Claire! She says that she's pregnant, she's blond, and she's had fewer flashbacks than everyone else! Oh the crowd loves her! She's going in now, and shes climbing down the ladder, into the Dharma Hatch!