A/N: I should not be allowed o watch movies when I have headache… Dedicated to TeamRosalie21137 who loves Rosalie. I'm sorry she's like this but blame Emmett ;)
Rosalie POV (first time in her pov, woohoo)
Once again it was the time when all the high school students think they're all that. Yep, you guessed it, the yearly talent show; as if any of these Forks versions of Assurancetourix should be allowed to sing outside their tiny little showers.
I have a right to judge them, I can sing of course. Hmm maybe I should... Should I dedicate a song to my Emmett-boo?
Swim the seven seas,
No I'll get my hair wet
I would climb the Himalayas
Do I look good in a braid?
Sing in japanese,
I need to learn japanese?
I would dress up as your geisha
Been there, done that
Capture all the stars, paint your portrait on the Great Sphink
All vampires have great drawing skills
Walk to Africa if I knew you'd be there waiting
only on a cloudy day though
Na-ni-na-ni, hey-nu-ney
Don't run away honey
No my Emmy-bear won't
Ni-na-ni, hey-nu-ney
Make no mistake 'cause
why, really?
There's no shame, shame, shame in the game of love
Gonna get you good, gonna knock on wood
'cause I'll fight for you in the name of love
That's the game of love
Dive among the sharks, I would wrestle alligators
Yum Alligators.
Learn some martial arts if you needed me to save ya
save my Emmy-bear
Dance on broken glass, turn the riers into fire
it's not like it's gonna hurt
Anything you ask 'cause your wish is my desire
Na-ni-na-ni, hey-nu-ney
It's that you miss honey
I should know
Ni-na-ni, hey-nu-ney
That's what it is 'cause
There's no shame, shame, shame in the game of love
Gonna get you good, gonna knock on wood
knock on wood? What?
'cause I'll fight for you in the name of love
That's the game of love
Like a hawk in the sky
I've been watching you tight
I've been watching you close
Never out of my sight.
I only have eyes for you... and my reflexion
Like a thief in the dark
Sneaking into your heart
I'll come take it away
Make you beg me to stay
I like it when you beg me
There's no shame, shame, shame in the gme of love
Gonna get you good, gonna knock on wood
'cause I'll fight for you in the name of love
That's the game of love
Third pov
"Should we tell her what day it is?"
Esme asked her husband nested in his arms watching her eldest daughter dance and sing in the middle of their living room.
"No, honey. It's the first time Emmett got her"
"Make his wife eat a lynx doped with LSD. What else is this boy going to come up with?"
"Happy April's fool to you too"
THE END