Title: Do Dreams Come True?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: We own nothing. Obviously.
Summary: Just read it.
A/N: Okay, first of all I know some people are going to attack us for writing this, and I get it. But understand that I really do like Gilmore Girls, and this was just a funny thing to do at the time.
Amanda and Kirsten wrote this on a sugar attack. Wait until our next story, titled 'Richard Simons or Hilary Clinton?'
Rory was sitting all by herself at Luke's, at a table by the window. Suddenly she saw a limo pulled up, with a familiar face inside. Tristan was back. (Dun Dun Dun.) She was curious and surprised at what he was doing in Stars Hollow. She paid for her coffee, and headed out. "Tristan?" She called. "What are you doing here?" "Well," He said speaking after a minute, "I just couldn't be away from you any longer! Rory you're my sunshine, my life. I can't live without you. I dream about you, and wish I was near you." Tristan got down on one knee, and little did Rory and Tristan know that Jess and Dean were slowly approaching, watching what was happening. Anyway. "Rory I can't live without you. Please, will you marry me?" Rory was in shock, but Dean and Jess were worse. Behind her Dean and Jess arguing. "What? I thought she was going to marry me!" Dean said to Jess. "Uh, no dude, she's supposed to marry me!" Jess said, louder. "What?" Dean said. "You're not even with her!" "Well, I kissed her at the wedding!" Jess called, trying to beat Dean. Dean gasped. "What? You son of a BEEEEEP!" Somewhere, a car had beeped. Dean grabbed Jess and they were loudly wrestling on the ground when Tristan turned to them. "Will you SHUT UP? She is trying to make a decision here!" Rory hadn't heard them, or Tristan for that matter; she was staring at the huge diamond on the 24 carrot gold ring. "Wow that's a.big diamond there." Rory said. Dean and Jess looked over Rory's shoulders, Dean at her left, Jess at her right. "It really is a huge diamond." Dean said. "Yeah." Agreed Jess. The looked at each other in disgust, for they hated each other, and they hated agreeing. "Okay, boys, listen up." Rory said, speaking to them all, "Whoever can get my the biggest diamond, will win my love." Jess and Dean both pushed into their pockets, and pulled them out, showing they had nothing. "Okay, you can have 24 hours." Rory said. "Meanwhile, Tristan, you and that gorgeous ring can stay at my house." Jess and Dean sulked.
The next day, Dean had sold his watch, his car, and his little sister for that matter. He was determined to win the heart of Rory. But even after all that, the biggest diamond he could get, wasn't big enough. But when he showed up, he saw a banner being held in front of him, saying, "You're on Candid Camera!" "I'm on candid camera? Oh, thank god! I thought this was actually happening!" He went over to Rory who was laughing at him, swept her off her feet, and headed to the church so they could get married.
Dean woke up sweating. What was that??? He asked himself. He sighed, and decided he needed some coffee. But as he was walking to Luke's, he saw Rory through the window, and a limo pulling up. Just as the car had come to a stop, the door began to open, but before it could open all the way, he slammed it shut, and yelled for the driver to "GO, GO, GO!" Rory ran out of the diner. "What was that?" She asked him. "Oh, uh, nothing." Before anything could happen, He blurted out "Will you marry me Rory??" Rory looked shocked for a minute, but then finally said. "Uh, okay."
Jess woke up screaming "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The End? Dun Dun Dun!
And the moral of the story is, be afraid be very afraid. Because you never know what insane people are writing at this very moment.
Finally, I know this is just evil of me to ask, but I do like reviews, so maybe, if you thought it was even a teensy bit funny. . .
A/N: Okay, first of all I know some people are going to attack us for writing this, and I get it. But understand that I really do like Gilmore Girls, and this was just a funny thing to do at the time.
Amanda and Kirsten wrote this on a sugar attack. Wait until our next story, titled 'Richard Simons or Hilary Clinton?'
Rory was sitting all by herself at Luke's, at a table by the window. Suddenly she saw a limo pulled up, with a familiar face inside. Tristan was back. (Dun Dun Dun.) She was curious and surprised at what he was doing in Stars Hollow. She paid for her coffee, and headed out. "Tristan?" She called. "What are you doing here?" "Well," He said speaking after a minute, "I just couldn't be away from you any longer! Rory you're my sunshine, my life. I can't live without you. I dream about you, and wish I was near you." Tristan got down on one knee, and little did Rory and Tristan know that Jess and Dean were slowly approaching, watching what was happening. Anyway. "Rory I can't live without you. Please, will you marry me?" Rory was in shock, but Dean and Jess were worse. Behind her Dean and Jess arguing. "What? I thought she was going to marry me!" Dean said to Jess. "Uh, no dude, she's supposed to marry me!" Jess said, louder. "What?" Dean said. "You're not even with her!" "Well, I kissed her at the wedding!" Jess called, trying to beat Dean. Dean gasped. "What? You son of a BEEEEEP!" Somewhere, a car had beeped. Dean grabbed Jess and they were loudly wrestling on the ground when Tristan turned to them. "Will you SHUT UP? She is trying to make a decision here!" Rory hadn't heard them, or Tristan for that matter; she was staring at the huge diamond on the 24 carrot gold ring. "Wow that's a.big diamond there." Rory said. Dean and Jess looked over Rory's shoulders, Dean at her left, Jess at her right. "It really is a huge diamond." Dean said. "Yeah." Agreed Jess. The looked at each other in disgust, for they hated each other, and they hated agreeing. "Okay, boys, listen up." Rory said, speaking to them all, "Whoever can get my the biggest diamond, will win my love." Jess and Dean both pushed into their pockets, and pulled them out, showing they had nothing. "Okay, you can have 24 hours." Rory said. "Meanwhile, Tristan, you and that gorgeous ring can stay at my house." Jess and Dean sulked.
The next day, Dean had sold his watch, his car, and his little sister for that matter. He was determined to win the heart of Rory. But even after all that, the biggest diamond he could get, wasn't big enough. But when he showed up, he saw a banner being held in front of him, saying, "You're on Candid Camera!" "I'm on candid camera? Oh, thank god! I thought this was actually happening!" He went over to Rory who was laughing at him, swept her off her feet, and headed to the church so they could get married.
Dean woke up sweating. What was that??? He asked himself. He sighed, and decided he needed some coffee. But as he was walking to Luke's, he saw Rory through the window, and a limo pulling up. Just as the car had come to a stop, the door began to open, but before it could open all the way, he slammed it shut, and yelled for the driver to "GO, GO, GO!" Rory ran out of the diner. "What was that?" She asked him. "Oh, uh, nothing." Before anything could happen, He blurted out "Will you marry me Rory??" Rory looked shocked for a minute, but then finally said. "Uh, okay."
Jess woke up screaming "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The End? Dun Dun Dun!
And the moral of the story is, be afraid be very afraid. Because you never know what insane people are writing at this very moment.
Finally, I know this is just evil of me to ask, but I do like reviews, so maybe, if you thought it was even a teensy bit funny. . .