AN: This was a story for Edward'sPianoGirl's challenge: It must have the phrase Bella, please don't make me do this; I'll be mocked for the rest of eternity! in it and it cannot be more than 150 words- I hit it exactly! I had to edit sooo much! That's NOT counting ANs. Those don't count, right? Anyhow, enjoy!
I could not believe what they were doing to me. Alice knew, she saw it a week ago, but whenever I walked into the room, she changed whatever she was saying to Gibberish- even I can't understand that! It must be a girl thing! Then again, Emmett knows it…
I could not believe what they were doing to me. Alice knew, she saw it a week ago, but whenever I walked into the room, she changed whatever she was saying to Gibberish- even I can't understand that! It must be a girl thing! Then again, Emmett knows it…
"You ready?" Bella asked, sliding out of the car.
"Now or never, I suppose. But…Bella, please don't make me do this; I'll be mocked for the rest of eternity!"
"Charlie said that you had to come! It wouldn't be right otherwise!"
"Oh, I know, I know. It's not everyday you get to come bail a vampire out of jail while you have shampoo in your hair!" I dreaded the day when the police figured out that the Jasper Hale they arrested eighty years ago was the same one sitting in the office now. Well, that's what happens when you're Carlisle Cullen!