Chapter 2:

Scene 2: Later that day in engineering

Geordi: Well Data's diagnostic shows exactly what's wrong with him.

Data: Darkness shall overcome the universe and.

Geordi: Data, could you try to be quite??

Data: Demons rising. I can see the darkness.

Geordi: (Turns data off) There that's better.

Riker: (enters engineering) Any progress?

Geordi: Yup, The cause is that when Data captured by the Gothic Borg they implanted a gothic depression chip.

Riker: Can you fix it?

Geordi: Yup, all we have to do is take the chip out.

Riker: That makes it easy.

Geordi: Well, we have to find the chip first.

Riker: You mean you don't know where it is?

Geordi: That's right.

Riker: Why is Data turned off?

Geordi: He was getting on my nerves.

Riker: Oh I see, well good luck.

Geordi: Thanks.

Riker: (walks out of engineering and heads toward the bridge.)

Scene: 3 Bridge

Ensign: We have arrived at the Delta Airlines quadrant.

Worf: Captain, I'm detecting a distress signal.

Picard: Location?

Worf: 5 light-years away on the planet M55M53H57I5T39ID4S5W75656565K445425324552LL45L5K6J7H24562B6HV457V3H54V73H4H7 V3H4V56H3V4H563HV456H3V45H63JH46..

Picard: I get it Mr. Worf!

Worf: Sorry sir. (pause) We are being hailed by the Federation starship Answer.

Picard: I'm not familiar with that ship what is its NCC?

Worf: 42 sir.

Picard: Oh that one. On screen.

Captain on the ship Answer: Hello, Picard.

Picard: Captain Dent long time no see.

Dent: Same here Captain Picard. I wanted to talk about that distress signal on that planet.

Picard: Oh that one. Is there something we should know?

Dent: Not really, we just wanted to let you know not to bother with it. We've got it handled.

Picard: Oh I see. Good luck.

Dent: Goodbye captain.

Picard: Screen off. Well that takes care of that.

Worf: Sir Romulan Warbird decloaking on the starboard bow.

Riker: (Walks onto bridge.)

Picard: Oh screw hailing frequencies fire at will!

Worf: (aims and fires phaser at Riker)

Picard: Not at Riker, Mr. Worf, at the Romulan ship!

Worf: Oh sorry sir.

Picard: Never mind! Hail them Mr. Worf.

Worf: Hailing them, they are not responding sir.

Picard: Oh well, sucks for them. Fire photon torpedoes!

Worf: Firing Photon torpedoes!

(Romulan ship explodes)

Picard: Well that over with. Ensign, set course to Risa.

Ensign: Course set and laid in sir.

Picard: On you marks, get set, go!! (pause)

To be continued.