A/N: Hey everyone! I'm back! Now this is a shonen-ai fic. I suggest that YOU DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE. I do not want anybody flaming me for no good reason because he/she did not read the authors notes.

This was written by my friends and they wanted me to post it here. I granted their request, and I'll make sure to pass your reviews to them. Say hi Lavender and Norbert! (both are Harry Potter fans)

Lavender: Hi! nudges Norbert

Norbert: Hi! hides paper

Lavender: What's that? peeping

Norbert: Just a fic I want Mayumi to post on FF. net. waving paper

Lavender: Let me see! grabs paper turning her back

Norbert: Well? Do you like it? tapping foot

Lavender: What's this? Harry and Draco? face thundering

Norbert: A yaoi fic, obviously. rolling eyes

Mayumi: butting in It's a shonen-ai fic, not yaoi. goes back to where she came from

Norbert and Lavender: Where'd she come from!" mouths hanging open.

Norbert: Well? closing mouth

Lavender: hahahaha! Yes! laughing

Norbert: Thanks! smile

Lavender: Can I write too? stops laughing, rubbing eyes

Norbert: Sure! smile

Lavender: Then give me the ball pen! rushes over, grabs ball pen

Norbert: Give it back! scrambles

Mayumi: Don't mind them. rolling eyes

Lavender, Norbert, Mayumi: On with the fic!

Warning: SHONEN-AI ahead!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. If I owned it, Draco wouldn't be so mean… but he is mean… so I don't own Harry Potter.

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"Ough, I feel sick…" Harry said. Together with Ron and Hermione, they were strolling around the corridors trying to get a different ambience after being on Divination class.

"You always feel sick whenever we attend divination. You might be allergic to sherry, Harry." Ron joked.

"Honestly Ron- it's not funny." Hermione said. "Luckily, Harry didn't faint."

All three of them went back to the Common Room and talked there. It was much more comfortable to be there than on Divination class. At least they were not freaked out with death predictions in their common room.

"Quit moaning Harry. I really think you should go and check Madam Pomfrey." Hermione suggested.

"I already did. She said there was nothing wrong with me." Harry said.

"Then what's making you sick?" Ron asked.

'I dunno." Harry replied.

"Hmmm… have you dated anyone lately Harry?" Hermione asked.

"No, not yet." Harry replied.

"Hmm…. Well, I bet you're lovesick." Hermione said.

"Well- I thou—WHA? Me, lovesick?" Harry said.

"Well, I guess we should look for someone for you to fall in love with." Hermione said. "But we will need some long hard days for Harry to have what he is looking for."

"Alright, well you said you'd like someone slick and sly, so we thought, a Slytherin will do." Hermione told Harry on a nice warm day by the lake. "So Ron and I thought it would be good to make a list and here they are." Hermione gave Harry a list wherein it showed some names of Slytherin girls.:

Pansy Parkinson

Milicent Bulstrode

Mandy Slickenevski

Sarah Savor

Michel Spinton

Rith McAvery

"So?" Hermione asked.

"ARE YOU MAD!" I am not going out with one of those Slytherin girls! Don't tell me you've forgotten all of those mutterings and comments they've been giving me for the past six years?"

Harry fired at her, outraged. "No, I am not going out with them, Hermione."

"But I---"Hermione said.

"Hermione, you're a prefect! I'd've thought you have little bit of common sense!" Harry exclaimed. "Where did you get this, anyway?"

"Malcolm," Hermione replied, rather abashed. "Malcolm Baddock, fourth year, "She added when Harry looked perplexed, "I tricked him---"

"No you didn't!" Ron cut in.

"I mean, Ron tricked him—he used some sort of odd spell on Malcolm to make him know we are not Gryffindors," Hermione explained guiltily in a rush. Harry saw her whole face turn red. "Then we asked him to list all seventh-year Slytherin girls. Malcolm knows almost every Slytherin."

"Couldn't b'lieve it, honestly, "Ron grunted.

Lavender suddenly passed by. Ron glanced up at her then blinked. Lavender was staring at Harry as she passed.

"What was that?" Ron said blankly as Lavender entered the girls' dormitory.

"Never mind her, " Harry shushed impatiently, turning to Hermione. "Hermione---and Ron---"

Ron gazed at him.

""You're prefects! How could you do something like using odd spells on someone? Especially just to get a list?"

"Well, we thought we can make you happy." Hermione said.

"Fine, I understand. Well, I guess—never mind." Harry replied.

When winter came, Hermione and Ron got a bit tired of listing names every other night. They sort of got closer everyday.

"So Harry, whom have you chosen?" Ron asked one winter day.

"None." Harry replied as they walked pass Peeves who threw snowballs on passers by. Luckily, Peeves's attention was on Katie Bell so they escaped him. They thought they escaped all the bad luck but more was coming when Malfoy passed and bumped on Harry. Harry thought it was on purpose but both of them fell so he thought it was an accident. Malfoy fell on top of Harry and both of them seemed to blush but Malfoy suddenly became furious and yelled,

"ARE YOU BLIND!" He stood up and walked really fast.

"Harry stood up as well and continued talking with Ron towards their common room.

I know it was short, but my friends wrote it that way… so I'm going to type it that way as well. There are two chapters, I promise chapter 2 will come soon. I edited some words here, but only a little. I did not disrupt the plot that my friend gave me! Hahaha.

Now, I think there was implied Hermione/Ron, her no? I'm not so sure, I wasn't able to ask them it is an implied paring… but oh well. This is not a Hermione and Ron pairing. It is most likely focusing on Harry and Draco. I think there is implied Draco/Pansy too. I'm not just sure.

I told you, it's just mild shonen-ai, no bad thing here. I don't know why, it would be fun…

Well, I'll end here! Please review!