It was a hot and sunny day out in the fields of the country.

There was a couple laying on the grass, looking up at the stars.

Every now and then, the girl looked at the guy and bit her lip a little, but the guy just ignored it.

After about 20 minutes, the girl looked at him and said, "Do you want to see something?"

He replied, "Sure."

The girl sat up and unzipped her pants, leaving the guy very confused.

As she let her zipper all the way down...

ROLF EXPLODED OUT OF HER PANTS AND EXCLAIMED IN HIS AMAZINGLY SEXY ACCENT, "LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOY!"