Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum ride or some of these questions. I might not own the TV show, either.
Announcer: Welcome to Questions, Questions!
Angel: Max, I'm bored
Nudge: WE'RE ON TV!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Here are the three choice-masters!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: The Army Guy!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: Maximum Ride!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: And A Fanfiction Writer!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: And now the five answer-masters!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: Fang!
Random Fan: You're even sexier in real life!
Max: Say that again and I will rip your throat out.
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer; Angel!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
FW (fanfiction writer): Can the crowd, like, shut up?
Crowd: BOOO!!!!
Announcer: Gasman!
Announcer: Nudge!
Announcer: And Iggy!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!!
Announcer: This is how it works. I will ask a question, and our three choice masters will each come up with a choice for our answer-masters to pick. The answer-masters each pick an answer, and the choice-master whose answer was picked the most gets a point. The choice-master with the most points gets our special prize.
Crowd: Ooooh...
Announcer: First question:
You're presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. How to accomplish this?
AG (army guy): Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw one hand over the top, and try to hang on long enough for a comrade to pull you over or push you over.
Max: Or you could just, like, fly over it.
FW: Either walk around the wall or burn a hole through the wall.
Fang: B
Angel: B
Nudge: C
Iggy: C. Duh. I bet I could blow up the wall, too.
Gazzy: C. Right on, dude
-Iggy and Gazzy high-five-
Announcer: A point to FW
Max: I thought we were a team!
Nudge: I don't want to scuff my new shoes
Iggy and Gazzy: Pyro time!!!
Announcer: Twenty yards of dirt to crawl across on your belly. The catch? Rows and rows of barbed wire, strung eighteen inches off the ground. How do you get across without being snagged?
AG: Sniper Crawl
Max: We flock peeps can do that with style. Y'all know how to crawl!
FW: Or you could just, like, fly over it.
Fang: B
Angel: C
Gazzy: C
Nudge: C
Iggy: C
Announcer: Two points for FW
Max: ARRGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: You are stranded with no food. What will you eat?
AG: Search for edible plants
Max: Roast rat, anyone?
FW: Fly to civilization, borrow a cell phone, and call Dominoes. When they deliver after the thirty minute thing, free pizza!
Fang: C
Angel: C
Gazzy: C
Nudge: C
Iggy: C
Announcer: Three points for FW
Max: I'm not speaking to you.
Iggy: Pizza versus rat. Not difficult
Max: What if the pizza comes before thirty minutes?
FW: Steal the pizza.
Max: I don't like you
FW: The feeling's mutual
Announcer: What is Iggy's foremost talent?
AG: Making Bombs
Max: Blowing stuff up
FW: Being sexy
Fang: B
Angel: A
Crowd: Wha....
Angel: Gazzy blows stuff up. Iggy makes bombs.
Gazzy: B
Iggy: C
Nudge:-Turns bright red-C
FW: You guys are a couple! I can't wait to break this on my profile!!
Iggy: What?
FW: Does Eggy exist?
Iggy: What?
FW: Ella plus Iggy
Iggy: -turns bright red-
FW: They both exist?!? Yahoo!! I told them, but did they listen? No...
Announcer: One point for Max and one point for FW! Next question. You are trapped in the School. How do you escape? Iggy and Gazzy have no bombs, and you have no devices to get away
AG: Climb through the air duct
Max: Break through a window
FW: Bribe the guards with money found in lab coat pockets
Fang: C
Angel: C
Iggy: C
Gazzy: You
skipped me!
Nudge: C
Gazzy: And again! C
Announcer: Another point for FW
Max:-Glares-
FW: Don't hate me because I'm smart, pretty, and talented!
Announcer: FW gets the prize of this incredibly high-tech laptop!
FW: I can write fanfiction everywhere!
Fang: That's my laptop!
Announcer: THE END!!!!!