Hey guys! This is my first fanfiction, so I might not start off that well. But that's okay, because nobody's perfect. Might take me a while to update chapters and stuff, so patience, patience, patience! Don't like, don't read. Enough talk, let's get this story started! :D
Disclamer: I don't own SouthPark(I wish I did though), Matt Stone & Trey Parker do.
CARTMAN
Another normal day in South Park, where my friends and I were playing basketball. Kenny and Kyle keep fucking cheating! It's not fucking fair! And they say that's what you're fucking supposed to do; you're supposed to knock the ball of your hands.
Whoever invented this damn game can suck my clit and balls!
After the game was finally over, I said, "Fuck you cheaters, I'm going home." As I walked off, I pretended to ignore the "Humph" and "Later, fatass." Fucking assholes. Why are they so mean to me?
I enter my house and go straight up to my room to upload a new video to my awesome YouTube channel: Cartman Bra! I currently have 16,000 subscribers and counting. Pretty cool, huh?
And now, I go to sleep, dreaming about sweets, KFC, fries... Kyle. Wait, what the fuck?