A/N1: I honestly don't know what drove me to this. I blame Tumblr. Anyway, this is a crackish little ficlet centered around the pairing of Titanic/Iceberg. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own it. I've never even seen the movie!
Titanic was just minding her own business, happily sailing along, when she saw the most breathtaking thing. An iceberg.
He was a shade of blue so cold, it made her insides shiver.
She knew their love could never succeed, but she knew. She knew it was worth a try. She knew, if they met, just once, she would die a happy ship.
And she could see; Iceberg knew it too. As she cruised slowly towards her destination, she knew Iceberg would intercept, and they could be together.
And they were. For a glorious time, they were one.
But then the cold waters of fate said ENOUGH. And they were separated. Titanic and her passengers to the depths, and Iceberg to live above sea level.
But Iceberg knew he could not live without his Titanic. And so, slowly but surely, he melted.
And they are together to this day.
A/N2: Soooo... yeah. If this amused you, don't forget to review! :D