An ET/Nav implied story. What happens when you put 2 bored navy crew members togather while the bosses are on watch? This is extremely random and there is more than one part. It is a humour story as well. BTW this is my first story for Sea Patrol so I hope you enjoy it.

I own no one in this, they all belong to Nine

What are you up to now?

ET and Nav stood in one of the storage rooms where a portable tv was set up. They looked onto the television screen where two officers were getting very intimate.

Nav snorted as she tried to contain her laughter while ET was going purple from not breathing because he was to afraid he was going to laugh.

On the bridge Mike had his arm around Kates shoulder and they were both snuggled into one another, both oblivious to the spectators.

Nav looked at ET who was trying to regain his coposure. She smiled, "I will be back soon."

ET looked at the Nav and nodded. "Good luck. Your gonna need it."

Nav smiled and saluted him, "Yes sir!" ET laughed as Nav walked off.

He checked his watch. It was 1am in the morning, the CO and XO were both on watch this particular night, but ET and Nav had a new plan worked out and they were giving it it's trial run. ET watched the screen as another image popped up on another television. This image was from the mens cabins where one guy was sleeping with a stuffed toy.

Suddenly onto the screen Nikki's figure popped up.

In her hand she had a can of shaving cream. She poured it into Buffers hands and tickled his nose with a feather.

She then moved across to Spider who was snoring away loudly, she wrapped a few meters of elastic around his bed so that he coulndt get out.

Then she made her way over to Cheffo, the final victim for the night. He was snuggled up with a toy shark, she replaced the shark with a large, dead fish, wrapped up in plastic.

She quickly got out of the room before any of them woke up.

ET was in the storage room laughing uncontrolably when Nav walked back in. "Oi Nav, chek this out."

Nav looked at the creen that showed the bridge. She laughed when she saw that the CO and the XO were making out with each other. "Awww…how sweet…hang on…ewww gross! We don't need to see this, you perverted pervert!" Nav screamed at ET who was on the floor laughing.

"Please tell me this is real." He said while watching the screen.

Nav picked up a remote that was sitting on the bench and hit ET over the head with it. He looked at her with puppy dog eyes. "Aww why'd you do that?" He whined.

Nav smiled, "Cos, you deserved it."

ET pouted while Nikki bent down to him and kissed him on the cheek. "You know, I always had a thing for bad boys."

ET laughed. "Yeah and I always had a thing for bad girls, where did you ever learn to do these sorts of tricks?"

Nav laughed. "I have older brothers, I was the vicytim of these attacks."

ET laughed. "I understand that."