"Where is it?!" Jack yelled, slamming another cupboard door. Ianto casually leaned against the kitchen worktop, relishing the frustration in Jack.

"You're not having it, Jack" Ianto remained calm, feeling very much like he was talking to a toddler. The coffee machine clicked, and Ianto poured out two cups.

"I'm your boss, I'll suspend you!" Jack threatened.

Ianto smirked "I'm your lover, I'll stop giving you sex" jack gasped, shocked at the Welshman going to such extreme lengths. Ianto just handed him a steaming cup of coffee, grinning.

"I'm not drinking it" Jack declared stubbornly, "Not until you let me have whipped cream in it!"

Ianto sighed "You never have whipped cream in it. Besides, why ruin a good cup of coffee?"

"Well, this time I want it" said Jack impatiently "I still can't work out why you hid it"

"Because you can't be trusted with whipped cream"

Jack glared, "if you're referring to what happened last time, it was Owen's fault"

"Oh, so Owen forced you to squirt cream into my hand when I fell asleep, did he?" Ianto questioned, "and he forced you to tickle me so I hit myself in the face?"

Jack desperately tried to hide the grin that spread across his face. He had to admit he had enjoyed the look on Ianto's face when he'd woken up and realised what had happened.

"You looked cute covered in cream" Jack smirked, reaching to pull Ianto closer. He leant over to whisper into the young Welshman's ear.

"And I can think of quite a few good uses for whipped cream"

Ianto sighed, defeated, "Cupboard above the fridge, behind the eggs"

Jack beamed, reaching up to find the can.

"Ya know, Ianto, I don't think I want whipped cream in my coffee anymore"

"Bloody hell, Jack!" Ianto yelled exasperatedly, "You change your mind like the weather"

Jack shook the can forcefully "I mean i've thought of a better use for it" he grinned. Ianto turned to glare at jack for all of 5 seconds, before smirking back at him,

"Well, I suppose that could be more fun than having it slapped in your face" he admitted.

Jack laughed loudly "Oh Ianto Jones" he removed the lid of the cream, "You have no idea....."

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Just random Drabble, really. That's what I do when i'm bored :s is that sad??

lol

sorry it's taken a while for new Fics, but i've been in Portugal lol :)

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