Star Wars Halloween
Three friends were sitting in a Coruscant apartment. They attended a school on planet. The time of Halloween was approaching and they decided to go and party with Jedi.
-So do you still think it would be a good idea?-said one of the guys
-Yes, Marcus, I think we could potentially get so much fun. So I will be Obi Wan Kenobi, You could be Mace Windu and you my little brother could dress up as Darth Vader mini version.
-Cool!
The three dressed up in Jedi robes, took real Jedi lightsabers, which they bought in a local shop and went different ways.
-Remember people, we separate now and tell eachother what has happen.
The first person was Alexander. He looked like Obi Wan Kenobi. Alexander walked and walked and soon approached a group of people. He understood that they were Jedi padawans and younglings.
"That would be fun"-he thought.
Alexander came closer to Jedi kids and asked them what they were doing there. Alexander looked like a real Obi Wan thanks to a lot of things he bought in the store and he saw that kids thought that he was a Jedi.
-Master Kenobi, what are you doing here?
-I was walking around looking if everything was alright. Some of the Jedi still need things to do in this day. By the way, have you seen Anakin?
-He went to have a meal with a couple senators to a local restaurant "Jedi Rock".
-Thanks padawans. Don't eat too much candy. And try to hide it in your rooms very well, I heard that Master Yoda has a sweet tooth and he likes to steal some candy during the night. So if he approaches, just tell him that if he wants candy, he should find it himself.
After that "joke" Alexander went to the café. Of course he knew that Yoda did not have a sweet tooth but he wanted to make a joke. Now he wanted to talk to Anakin. He knew a couple of thing about him because the friends lived on Earth for a while and learned quite a couple of things about Anakin. Well, he wanted to make a big joke.
Alexander entered the café and even Anakin thought that Alexander was Obi Wan.
-Hey Master, what are you up to?
-I collected a couple candy bars and I wanted to meet with you. Could I speak with you in private?
-Yes Master
The two people exited the bar.
-Anakin, so how long were you married to Padme?
-What? How do you know?
-I am your Master so I know everything about you. Let me guess, after Geonosis?
-Wow, you got that right. So did you tell anyone yet?
-In fact I told only one. Mace Windu wanted to talk to you about that matter. I would tell Yoda but he is currently eating his tenth bag of candy so I went to second highest member of the order.
-Oh, Obi Wan, do you think I will be expelled?
-I don't think so
-What! But Jedi cannot marry!
-I was talking to Mace and he said that we might change the order's rules. But he needs to talk to you first. You know, every single Jedi almost was either married or in love at some point.
-Very reassuring Master. Ok, see you later.
Obi Wan, well Alexander was impersonating Obi Wan did his part. He went to collect some candy from some people.
Anakin rushed to the Council chambers and saw Mace Windu sitting there. In reality it was Marcus, but Anakin did not know that, in fact Marcus really looked like Mace at the moment.
-Master, you wanted to see me?
-Yes, Anakin. I would like to talk to you about your marriage.
-So what will happen to me?
-You are expelled.
Anakin started crying.
-Just kidding. You can stay in the Order. I wrote a note to Master Yoda saying that Jedi should marry. With my reputation, things will be good.
Anakin was relieved. He then left the temple to rejoin Padme and senators at the meal.
David, the third person from the group, dressed up as Darth Vader. He went to check a group of younglings. The little Jedi saw him with a red lightsaber. They were scarred.
-Run
The younglings ran to the temple and hid in places. David thought that it was funny.
Next day after three friends met again, they looked in the news. Coruscanti News read "Last night upon decision of respectable Mace Windu to allow Jedi to marry Jedi Master Yoda decided to go with it. Today we are having crowds of Jedi couples waiting to marry. Also, a group of younglings said that a sith attacked them yesterday. People should now worry about safety. The sith was not very tall and it was presumed that he was a sith apprentice of Count Dooku." The three friends laughed.
On Serenno, Darth Sidious contacted Dooku.
-You betrayed me Count! I will not tolerate such a thing. You are now my enemy and if I see you next time, I will kill you
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