Jack and Sam Went down to the dam
< "You shouldn't curse, Daniel." > "It's a water dam, Jack." < "Oh." >
To fill a bottle of water Jack tripped and fell
< "Hey!" >
And Sam said "Oh well." And brought back the water herself.
< "I'd never leave you like that, Colonel." > < "Thanks, Carter." >
"I'm not done guys."
< "We do not wish to hear anymore DanielJackson." > < "You tell him, Teal'c." >
"But there's a whole nuther verse!"
< "Too Bad!" >
"Okay."
5 minutes later...
Little Jack, Colonel < "Not again!" > Stood at the urinal Eating an MRE He cut it in half And said with a laugh "Man, did I have to pee!"
< "Daniel!" >
Jack O'Neill could eat no veal < "Someone please shut him up!" > And Sam could eat no ham So between the two of them They became vegetarian
< "Carter?" >
< "Yes sir?" >
< "How much of the local wine did Daniel have?" >
The End
The real Rhymes:
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill came tumbling after.
Little Jack Horner Sat in a corner Eating a Christmas pie He stuck in his thumb And pulled out a plumb And said, "What a good boy am I."
Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So between them both you see They licked the platter clean.