Disclaimer: Don't own any of the characters, they are property of Shigeru Miyamato
Field Day
By Li Kenta
Li: Hi everyone, welcome my first fic.
Link: Who hell are you?
Li: The author.
Zelda: Oh no, not another one.
Li: Yup, another controller of destiny, and conjerour of fate.
Ganondorf: Man, life sucks.
Link: Listen, I don't think you've have what it takes to control us in a story.
(Suddenly a walrus falls on Link)
Malon, Ruto and Zelda: Link!!!
Li: Now do you dought my power.
Link: That could have happened to anyone.
Li:(Scoffs) Are saying that the fact that a walrus, a creature not found in Hyrule, just happened to rip t
hrough several dimensions only to stop in mid-air above you when it could have easily droped on Ruto, was a coincidence?
Link:...
Li: Ha! I told I'm an author. I am powerful, I am unstoppable, I am...(walks towards the group
only to trip on a twig.) face first in the ground.
Ganondorf: Man, that's gotta be the most humilating point in his career.
Li: And being in your presence is not?
Malon: Oooo...
Ruto: Ouch...
Zelda: Li 1, Ganondorf 0
Ganondorf: You dare insult me, THE KING OF EVIL!?!?!
Li: Dude...you were beaten by a ten-year-old, in a seventeen-year-olds body.
Link: Good one.
Zelda: Li 2, Ganondorf 0.
Ganondorf: Grrrr, draw your sword and we shall see who is superior.
(Li simple draw his katana, Murasame, while Ganondorf draws his weird-ass sword.)
Ganondorf: I'll show you my skill.
(In a matter of moments, Ganondorf pulls of some amazing sword tricks.)
Ganondorf:(Pointing his sword at Li's chest.) Show me the measure of your skill.
(In one swift move Li koncks Ganon's sword from his hand.)
All:...
Zelda: Li 3, Ganondorf 0.
Link: (To Ganondorf) Dude you suck.
Ruto: Wow...(Stares dreamly at Li)
Li: (Truly disturbed ans scared) What?
Ruto: *giggle*
Link: Dear sweet goddess' of Hyrule, the demon fish has chosen another.
Zelda: On no. *Thinking* Yes! With Ruto gone, all I have to do is kill Malon and Nabooru.
Li: (Running) Nononononononono, why me? (looks to the sky) Why couldn't it have Malon,
I have a thing for red-heads and brunettes!!
Ruto: *Singing* Come back Li, my love.
(A chase insues, Li running for the sake of his purity.)
Ganonorf: Ha Ha.
(Li pissed of by Ganon's comment is suddenly hit with an idea, and at the same time is hooked by a fishing line.)
Li: Damn, gotta act fast.
(While being pulled in Li grabs Ganondorf and uses him as a shield at the time Ruto lunges at him
with lips extended.The kiss last about five minutes, in which Li used to unhook himself and run behing Link and Zelda.)
Link: Dammit, that image is going to haunt my dreams.
Li:How do you think I feel, I thought it up.*shudders violently*
(The Demons finally part lips and open thier eyes only to see that last person they wanted.)
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ruto: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: The Demon Fish lips have touched mine!!!*spits everywhere*
Ruto: That was sick!!
(In unison the two shove an entire bottle of mouthwash into their violated mouths.)
Ganondorf: That was vile.
Ruto: That was disgusting.
Zelda: That was something that didn't need to happen.
Li: Zelda, you think I'm going let that (ponders for a few seconds) whatever the hell she is, touch me.
Link: I'm with him, I wouldn't wish that fish on anyone.
Zelda: not even Ganondorf.?
Link: Nope, the haunting mental pictures.*shudders*
Zelda: Point taken.
Malon: Hey Li...
Li: Yeah?
Malon: Ummm... is it true about what you said?
Li: What excatly did I say?
Malon: You know about red-heads and brunettes, is it true.
Li: Yup, I don't really like blondes *to Zelda* no offense, I mean your hot, but if I continue this any longer
Link's liable to shove his sword up my ass.
Malon:*giggles*
Li: (silence)
Ganodorf: YOU!!
(Li looks up at the trasformed version of Ganon. In a swift move he knocks Li towards Link and Zelda.)
Link: Damn. (Pulls out Master Sword).
Zelda:*drool*
(Link charges only to have his knocked far from his grasp.The fight soon becomes on survival for Link.)
Li: Link use the Magaton Hammer, remeber he has a weak spot.
(Link pulls out his trust hammer and his mind races as he tries to remeber a weak spot in Ganon.
It hit's suddenly him, with a mighty battle call he charges.)
Li: What the he's not going for the tail, he's going for the...DEAR SWEET CREATOR"S OF HYRULE!!!!
Zelda: What?
Li: Link, NOOOOO!!!
(It was too late the attack made it's mark, on Ganon's crotch.)
Li: (Holding his crotch) OOOHHH!!!
Darunia: (Holding his) that's not right.
Rauru:(holding his) We all felt that.
Ganon: (Squeky voice) Me most of all.
Reader (If male): (Holding his) Ouch...
Zelda: We know someone's not having kids.
Link: Mentally that hurt me more than it hurt you, physically...Owww.
(Ganon transforms to his normal state and Li creates a medic.)
Medic: What happened?
Li: this guy got hit in the balls with a hammer.
Medic: Dear goddess's.
45 minutes later...
Medic: Sir, sir...
Ganondorf: Huh?
Medic: he's awake, sir your "boys" are going to be fine. The right is intact.
Ganondorf: The right what about Lefty...
Medic:...We can't sem to find him right now, once the swelling goes he should reappear.
(Li teleports the Medic away. Ganondorf sits in a chair and put's an ice pack on the point of impact.)
Darunia: So what do you think?
Li: I think it's time to end this chapter, before Link gets all hammer happy.
A/N: So that's the end of the chapter, I'll write more if I get enough reviews. Her are the things that happened so far:
Ruto is pursuing me *shudders*, Malon asking strange questions, Link violated a no male cheapshot rule and Ganon 's
not going to have any kids any time soon.
Field Day
By Li Kenta
Li: Hi everyone, welcome my first fic.
Link: Who hell are you?
Li: The author.
Zelda: Oh no, not another one.
Li: Yup, another controller of destiny, and conjerour of fate.
Ganondorf: Man, life sucks.
Link: Listen, I don't think you've have what it takes to control us in a story.
(Suddenly a walrus falls on Link)
Malon, Ruto and Zelda: Link!!!
Li: Now do you dought my power.
Link: That could have happened to anyone.
Li:(Scoffs) Are saying that the fact that a walrus, a creature not found in Hyrule, just happened to rip t
hrough several dimensions only to stop in mid-air above you when it could have easily droped on Ruto, was a coincidence?
Link:...
Li: Ha! I told I'm an author. I am powerful, I am unstoppable, I am...(walks towards the group
only to trip on a twig.) face first in the ground.
Ganondorf: Man, that's gotta be the most humilating point in his career.
Li: And being in your presence is not?
Malon: Oooo...
Ruto: Ouch...
Zelda: Li 1, Ganondorf 0
Ganondorf: You dare insult me, THE KING OF EVIL!?!?!
Li: Dude...you were beaten by a ten-year-old, in a seventeen-year-olds body.
Link: Good one.
Zelda: Li 2, Ganondorf 0.
Ganondorf: Grrrr, draw your sword and we shall see who is superior.
(Li simple draw his katana, Murasame, while Ganondorf draws his weird-ass sword.)
Ganondorf: I'll show you my skill.
(In a matter of moments, Ganondorf pulls of some amazing sword tricks.)
Ganondorf:(Pointing his sword at Li's chest.) Show me the measure of your skill.
(In one swift move Li koncks Ganon's sword from his hand.)
All:...
Zelda: Li 3, Ganondorf 0.
Link: (To Ganondorf) Dude you suck.
Ruto: Wow...(Stares dreamly at Li)
Li: (Truly disturbed ans scared) What?
Ruto: *giggle*
Link: Dear sweet goddess' of Hyrule, the demon fish has chosen another.
Zelda: On no. *Thinking* Yes! With Ruto gone, all I have to do is kill Malon and Nabooru.
Li: (Running) Nononononononono, why me? (looks to the sky) Why couldn't it have Malon,
I have a thing for red-heads and brunettes!!
Ruto: *Singing* Come back Li, my love.
(A chase insues, Li running for the sake of his purity.)
Ganonorf: Ha Ha.
(Li pissed of by Ganon's comment is suddenly hit with an idea, and at the same time is hooked by a fishing line.)
Li: Damn, gotta act fast.
(While being pulled in Li grabs Ganondorf and uses him as a shield at the time Ruto lunges at him
with lips extended.The kiss last about five minutes, in which Li used to unhook himself and run behing Link and Zelda.)
Link: Dammit, that image is going to haunt my dreams.
Li:How do you think I feel, I thought it up.*shudders violently*
(The Demons finally part lips and open thier eyes only to see that last person they wanted.)
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ruto: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: The Demon Fish lips have touched mine!!!*spits everywhere*
Ruto: That was sick!!
(In unison the two shove an entire bottle of mouthwash into their violated mouths.)
Ganondorf: That was vile.
Ruto: That was disgusting.
Zelda: That was something that didn't need to happen.
Li: Zelda, you think I'm going let that (ponders for a few seconds) whatever the hell she is, touch me.
Link: I'm with him, I wouldn't wish that fish on anyone.
Zelda: not even Ganondorf.?
Link: Nope, the haunting mental pictures.*shudders*
Zelda: Point taken.
Malon: Hey Li...
Li: Yeah?
Malon: Ummm... is it true about what you said?
Li: What excatly did I say?
Malon: You know about red-heads and brunettes, is it true.
Li: Yup, I don't really like blondes *to Zelda* no offense, I mean your hot, but if I continue this any longer
Link's liable to shove his sword up my ass.
Malon:*giggles*
Li: (silence)
Ganodorf: YOU!!
(Li looks up at the trasformed version of Ganon. In a swift move he knocks Li towards Link and Zelda.)
Link: Damn. (Pulls out Master Sword).
Zelda:*drool*
(Link charges only to have his knocked far from his grasp.The fight soon becomes on survival for Link.)
Li: Link use the Magaton Hammer, remeber he has a weak spot.
(Link pulls out his trust hammer and his mind races as he tries to remeber a weak spot in Ganon.
It hit's suddenly him, with a mighty battle call he charges.)
Li: What the he's not going for the tail, he's going for the...DEAR SWEET CREATOR"S OF HYRULE!!!!
Zelda: What?
Li: Link, NOOOOO!!!
(It was too late the attack made it's mark, on Ganon's crotch.)
Li: (Holding his crotch) OOOHHH!!!
Darunia: (Holding his) that's not right.
Rauru:(holding his) We all felt that.
Ganon: (Squeky voice) Me most of all.
Reader (If male): (Holding his) Ouch...
Zelda: We know someone's not having kids.
Link: Mentally that hurt me more than it hurt you, physically...Owww.
(Ganon transforms to his normal state and Li creates a medic.)
Medic: What happened?
Li: this guy got hit in the balls with a hammer.
Medic: Dear goddess's.
45 minutes later...
Medic: Sir, sir...
Ganondorf: Huh?
Medic: he's awake, sir your "boys" are going to be fine. The right is intact.
Ganondorf: The right what about Lefty...
Medic:...We can't sem to find him right now, once the swelling goes he should reappear.
(Li teleports the Medic away. Ganondorf sits in a chair and put's an ice pack on the point of impact.)
Darunia: So what do you think?
Li: I think it's time to end this chapter, before Link gets all hammer happy.
A/N: So that's the end of the chapter, I'll write more if I get enough reviews. Her are the things that happened so far:
Ruto is pursuing me *shudders*, Malon asking strange questions, Link violated a no male cheapshot rule and Ganon 's
not going to have any kids any time soon.