Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Naruto, Portal, Mai-Hime, or Mai-Otome.

But I do own Miyuki, Miki, Ms. Himeko, and Hiroshi

Please don't be uncreative and copy other people's characters and ideas.

ESPECIALLY MINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Or I'll make sure that Don Kanonji shaves your head

(Joking, but please don't steal)

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Act 1: The Party

Scene 1-The Setting

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Poof!

Splat!

Direct hit.

"Hiroshi, is there something wrong?" asked Ms. Himeko.

"Um, no ma'am" answered Hiroshi as he rubbed his neck to get the spit ball off. He quickly looked back at the innocent looking girl sitting the last seat on the row next to his. At first glance, she just looked like a regular person listening to a lecture. But Hiroshi saw her violet eyes glittering with laughter as he grumpily turned around in his seat.

'Moving to next target' thought Miki Fumi in an electronic voice. She slowly swerved her head to find the perfect head that needed a wad of spit covered paper. Once again, she was bored inside her easy class of Math. The evidence is shown in her Math notebook, which is full of doodles and quotes from anime.

Examples:

"Dattebayo!(1)"

…Materialize!(2)

…and of course her favorite: "The cake is a lie! (3)".

Sure, she makes average grades, but nobody knew that she does it on purpose. Reason? Simple. She doesn't feel like it. Actually if she just put in the effort (laugh), she would be top of the class. But where's the fun in that?

On the other side of the class room, a girl with looks her Japanese classmates were fascinated with. Clearly she wasn't Japanese like the rest of her classmates, for her hair had a golden sheen in the sunlight and a brown tone in normal light that's only found in people overseas. Strangely enough, her name is Japanese: Miyuki Higurashi. But she claims that she was raised in Japan, and moved to America after a few years. (Note the underlined word). Miyuki strained to quickly translate from Nihongo to English because the teacher's pace of talking was difficult for Miyuki. Even though she's from America Ms. Himeko doesn't baby Miyuki like the rest of the teachers; much to Miyuki's inconvenience and annoyance.

'Ugh, slow down you cow! I can't translate that fast!' thought Miyuki. Looking at her notes, she would have to borrow somebody else's. Not Miki though, definitely not. She doesn't even take notes. So there's not point.

Miyuki glanced at Miki to see what she's doing. Now instead of spit balls, she moved her attention to making origami out of her notebook paper. Miyuki sighed at this, knowing that Miki doesn't care about the lesson.

Suddenly, the atmosphere became dark and strange. The sky looked fuzzy and warped as the air became harder to breathe in. Miyuki automatically recognized this as the presence of a hollow. She groped the empty air around her waist, remembering that she left her zanpakutou at home.

'Shoot! The first hollow that appears in front of me is when I just happen to forget Tsuyushizuku!' she mentally scolded herself.

She frantically looked around the classroom to see if anybody else was affected by the hollow.

'Hm, the teacher is fine, so are all the students in my row, ah!' she mentally gasped as she looked at Miki's expression.

Her face was lightly covered in sweat as her fingers trembled like mad. Her eyes were wide open at the window to her left. It was obvious that she could feel the hollow.

Miyuki wasn't that surprised, ever since she met Miki she could feel an amazing amount of spiritual pressure emitting from her. Because of this, it was correct to conclude that the hollow was attracted to Miki's spiritual pressure. Making her a prime target of an attack.

Miyuki watched Miki closely, just in case the hollow attempted to assault Miki. After a while, she began to notice that Miki's attention was directed at the window.

'I wonder why' asked Miyuki.

Tilting her head to the left, she got her answer.

A shinigami with bright orange color hair was chasing the hollow around the school grounds.

"That idiot" she mumbled to herself. The guy obviously didn't know how to control his spiritual energy; she could almost see the spiritual pressure itself leaking out of him.

Then the hollow jumped up to the second floor of the school, which just happens to be the floor that Miki and Miyuki were on. (Nice timing, huh?)

Just before the hollow slashed the window, the shinigami sliced its mask in half and the body disappeared into the air. The shinigami turned to the window to see if the students were okay. He saw something a little shocking.

There was a foreign girl who was looking directly at him and another girl with tanned skin who was also looking at him.

But the weird part was that the tanned girl smiled and waved at him.

Finally, the sweet chime of the last bell rang though out the school; signaling the release of students all across the school. Unfortunately the teacher still has the happy power of choosing if she wants to release the students or not.

Her choice:

No.

"Stop!" said Ms. Himeko in a booming voice as the students froze.

….

"Okay now you may go!" said Ms. Himeko.

"EH?!?!?!"

"Geez, what was up with that?" said Miyuki complaining about Ms. Himeko's behavior. "She's probably just trying to exercise her 'authority' over the class room."

But Miki didn't say anything.

"Hey, Miki?" asked Miyuki. "Are you okay?"

"Y-yeah, I'll be fine" Miki weakly replied.

You can tell it's pretty obvious that she's not okay.

"Do you need to go the nurse's office?" asked Miyuki with concern

"No, I just need to go home."

"Sure, well I'll see you tomorrow" said Miyuki.

Miki nodded and she ran down the hall.

Miyuki walked down her usual path to home. She finally reached her destination as she was greeted by the owner of the building

"Welcome home, Miyuki!"

"Hey there Urahara."

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Author's Notes:

1. Everybody should know this catchphrase from out lovable orange nine-tail fox

2. Mai-Otome, if you don't know it; then watch Mai-Hime and then Mai-Otome. Watch it love it!

3. Portal…enough said