And How Does That Make
You Feel?
An Asgardian Family Reunion
(Loki)
What is it like to be the least favorite child of the family?
Loki: My father never really knew me and I never really knew my father. In a matter of fact, I killed him.
I meant the Asgardian family.
Loki: [Eyes tear up] they are not my family.
You're right, you're right.
Loki: I am always right. I'm a god!
And How Does That Make You Feel?
Loki: [Glares]
(Thor)
Would you consider yourself a king, Thor?
Thor: I would rather not be a king, but yes, I do.
[Smiles] What is it like to be Midgard's favorite character?
Thor: Am I?
Yes… Of course, you're a super hero.
Thor: I am flattered, but I don't think I am Midgard's favorite.
You're right. You're the second favorite.
Thor: Then who is the first?
Your brother.
Thor: [clenches jaw] Loki?
Yeah.
Thor: My brother that isn't even my brother is Midgard's favorite?
And How Does That Make You Feel?
Thor: [Holds breath] …Honorable…
[Sighs] Wow you've been spending a lot of time with Captain America.
(Odin)
Odin: Loki cannot be Midgards favorite! It has to be Thor! This is impossible!
With all due respect, King Odin, Thor should be the favorite.
Odin: Finally! Someone actually agrees with me! I swear! Those who think of Loki as awesome should be painfully punished!
[Whimpers]
Odin: Why are you whimpering? Why are you looking at me so scared? Why?
(Frigga)
Frigga: [Smiles] it doesn't matter who is the favorite. I love my sons equally.
[Smiles] I would have to agree with you on that one.
Frigga: But… To be honest, don't tell Loki this, but I love Thor just a bit more then Loki.
[Smile fades] …Good… to know…
Frigga: [Nods]
(Loki)
Loki: THAT WITCH! My mother told me she loved Thor and I equally the same!
Look, Loki! I must have heard her wrong. She clearly acts like she loves you two equally the same.
Loki: Acts? Acts?! Well it's obvious she acts.
I know, right?
Loki: I should have her killed.
I am totally up for it.
Loki: She doesn't deserve to live. I will not let her lie anymore!
Oh. Yeah. She's definitely a liar!
Loki: [Looks at psychiatrist] you heard this.
Please let me be your side-kick.
Loki: I should kill you first.
[Eyes widen with fear]
(Thor)
[Whispers] Your brother wants to kill me…
Thor: He wants to kill everybody.
Uh…Everybody…?
Thor: [Nods] Everybody.
[Gulps]
(Odin)
When is your next heart attack due?
Odin: What do you mean "heart attack?"
You know a heart attack. Oh, sorry. You're Odin. Odin doesn't have heart attacks. Odin has Odinsleep. So, when is your next Odinsleep due?
Odin: Exactly three minutes from now.
(Frigga)
Frigga: What happened to my husband? One of your employees told me something has happened. What has happened?
He's asleep.
Frigga: Asleep, at this hour? He shouldn't be… Unless… [Eyes widen] He's having an Odinsleep! Oh dear!
[Mumbles] Duh!
Frigga: What was that?
Nothing!
(Loki)
Loki: [Smiles mischievously] [laughs mischievously]
[Copies Loki]
Loki: Odin… Finally… [Chuckles mischievously]
[Chuckles mischievously] Finally…
Loki: Finally…
Finally…
Loki: He's finally dead.
Oh, I wish.
Loki: Pardon me?
He's in the middle of Odinsleep at the moment. He's a peaceful Odinsleeper.
Loki: He's the only Odinsleeper.
(Thor)
Thor: [Is now sitting in the Psychiatrist chair] Does Loki still want to kill you?
[Is now in the patent's chair] Nope. [Sighs]
Thor: And How Does That Make You Feel?
[Holds breath] …Honorable…
(Odin)
Odin: [Snores]
[Tugs beard] [Whispers] So it is real.
(Frigga)
Frigga: [Is now trying to visit her sleeping husband] Do you Mortals realize if Odin does not wake up in his bed he will curse Midgard? You need to let me through!
Loki is busy trying to kill him at the moment. Would you like to leave him a message?
Frigga: No! I want to see my husband!
I thought you wanted to bring him back to his bed in Asgard so he doesn't curse Midgard.
Frigga: I've never fancied you mortals! [Sneers]
[Sneers]
(Loki)
Loki: Can I go home, now?
Uh… You mean your prison cell in Asgard?
Loki: Yes.
Do you realize how awkward this sounds? Nobody wants to go back to prison.
Loki: [Yawns] it has a comfy bed. And I'm tired. It's past my curfew.
You-You have a curfew?
Loki: Well, yes.
But… you're Loki!
Loki: And your point-being?
Loki is evil! Loki should like the night! Loki should be nocturnal!
Loki: So you're saying I should sleep during the day?
Yes.
Loki: Then you wouldn't see me and I wouldn't be as awesome as you mortals claim I am.
That's a good point.
Loki: [Yawns] [Gets up from seat] Good night, mortal. I shall kill you and conquer your realm in the morning.
[Yawns] Good night. [Falls asleep in chair]