DISCLAIMER: Nope, I don't own Glee.
A/N: HEEEY! Another one-shot here! Chapter 6 of Meet The New You is on the way, if I could just find my music pad. So here's a little somethin' somethin' to pass time. This is just a dialogue exercise, since I'm uber lazy.
" So you're telling me that... you like girls?"
" No, Finn. I'm not a lesbian... Bi-sexual, per say."
" Bi-sexual? What's.. that?"
" It means I like girls and guys. You're thinking that I'm a freak, aren't you?"
" No-no! You're not a freak! You're beautiful, Rachel. Tri or not tri."
" Bi."
" Yeah, whatever."
...
" Rachel, what's pansexual?"
" It's when you're attracted to pans."
" Brittany, why don't you look at this cute duck picture!"
" Oooh! AWWW ADORABLE!"
" Why is Brittany here?"
" Well, Finn, I'm tutoring you both."
" In what?"
" In Spanish, Finn. In Spanish."
" Oh! I forgot! Thanks by the way."
" Dios mio."
" So anyway, so who's the girl who made you realize that you were tri?"
" Bi, Finn, BI!"
" Woah, Rachel. Scary. Stop shouting!"
" Uhm, it's Quinn."
" Quinn? As in Quinn Fabray? Former Head Cheerio?"
" No, Finn. Quinn as in the former Fruit Loops parrot."
" Oh! I loved that cereal!"
" I know right! At least me and Brittany have things in common."
" I really love you two but sometimes I want to burn myself."
" No! Don't, Rachel! Suicide is not the answer!"
" So what is?"
" Sweet lady kisses."
" W-what?"
" Or maybe a duck."
" Maybe a Call of Duty marathon. You were super hot last Saturday."
" I don't know how to respond to that."
" So Rachel, do you like Quinn?"
" I don't know, Brittany. She's just breathtakingly beautiful."
" I know right!"
" You would know Finn, she's your ex."
" Yeah."
" Quinn is supermegafoxyawesome hot, y'know. You should go for her."
" Did you just quote A Very Potter Musical?"
" Well, hello Blaine."
" Greetings Rachel, Finn and Brittany."
" Yeah! That play was cool! I really love Rumbleroar!"
" Yeah! And that guy who plays Harry is absolutely sexy!"
" I know! I would walk to Michigan if Santana didn't tell me that it was far."
" I know what you feel, Brittany."
" So anywaaaay, why Quinn?"
" Wha? Why are we talking about Quinn?"
" Yes, Finn. Why?"
" Well because, Rachel told me that she's tri!"
" BI, FINN, BI! GOOD GOD!"
" Bi? For whom, if I may ask?"
" She's wants to have sweet lady kisses with Quinn."
" So solemn Brittany, so solemn."
" You mean you like Quinn?"
" I don't know, okay! She's really pretty, and good lord her body. Sometimes I just want to shove her against the lockers and just take here fro-"
" If Kurt was here, his gaydar would break like crazy."
" Mailman, mailman."
" Oh my goodness Finn, get out of here and wash yourself."
" No, no. I'm fine!"
" Hi guys."
" As I was saying, I just want to just take here there on the lockers. Feel those toned thighs around my wai-"
" Hello guys."
" Quinn!"
" Hi Quinn!"
" Good day to you Quinn."
" Hi Finn, Brittany, Blaine. Rachel."
" U-uhm, good afternoon to you Quinn, what do we owe you the pleasure? W-we are in the middle of conversation here."
" Oh, nothing. I want to talk to you about some things. Privately."
"U-um. Uh, sure!"
" Good luck, Rachel!"
- Later -
" So what are you going to say?"
" I can't help but overhear my name in your conversation."
" W-wha?"
" Considering that I'm just 2 meters away from you. I heard every detail and I can't help but overhear you wanting to take me against the lockers."
" If you're going to act with violence, please don't hit my nose."
" I'm not going to hit you."
" Why not?"
" Well, maybe because I want the same?"
" O-oh? Really?"
" Stop biting your lip or I might really take you against the lockers."
" I can't help it, you know!"
" Really Berry, do that again and I will molest you."
" I wouldn't be opposed to that idea."
" My house, 8 o' clock?"
" Yes, please."
A/N: Whew! That might have chipped off a little of my writer's block. REVIEWS ARE LOVE!