Pairing: Yullen with some Hikaru/Kaoru and some Lavi/Allen
Rating: M
Warning: Lemon included with a bit of lime
A/N: Sorry for the long wait. This is based off a dream I had. Odd I know but funny. I just woke up and thought 'I am so writing that!' So enjoy and tell me what you think.
Thanks for waiting to all my readers. Cya Kain. Plz R&R and any suggestions for my next one are greatly appreciated *waves and grins*
Ps: I know it is odd, any mix ups or errors or additions that I should add in... let me no asap! This is purely crack and yaoi but hey, gotta include the yaoi.
The Switch
Ch 1:
In the 19th Century (France) -Sunday
"May your soul find peace and security" said Allen as he crouched, the Akuma disappearing behind him. He sighed and stood up only to almost fall back down when Lavi hit him on the back saying "good job Allen. Come on Yuu, congratulate him" Kanda growled at him and snapped "come on, let's go already" He turned to go as Lavi and Allen followed before he stopped. Standing in front of him with a very large staff was a very short old lady. She grinned toothlessly at them and Lavi shrunk back a bit and Allen made a face while Kanda raised an eyebrow. The lady started cackling as she pointed the staff at Kanda, then Allen and last Lavi. Then she said "I curse you to a week of nightmares. Suffer horribly and you may find something you didn't know" before she disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
Lavi blinked, he was hanging off Allen's shoulder before Allen said "do you think she really cursed us Lavi?" Lavi shrugged and said "what do you think Yuu?" Kanda turned and yelled "don't call me that! Anyway, ignore it and let's get back to the Order already" He stormed off as Allen sighed and followed him, Lavi next to him. They arrived at the Black Order the next day as England was only a short train trip away. Kanda debriefed Komui and then all three crashed into bed. Not one thinking of the spell placed on them. That night, all slept peacefully, not one noticing as their bodies glowed softly and their minds split from their bodies, travelling across time and country.
At Ouran Academy in Japan the 20th Century - Sunday
Girls squealed as the Hikaru leaned close to Kaoru whispering "you are the only one for me Kaoru" A few minutes later the girls left and the twins brushed away the fake tears. Tamaki was happy that the girls were happy, Kyoya was counting their profit, Huni was eating cake with Mori and Haruhi had left to go to class for a minute, the twins and Tamaki would tell her after the meeting. They all sat on the lounges to discuss tomorrow's theme and events. Tamaki sat with a big grin saying "tomorrow's going to be...military! We dress as soldiers but different than normal. Playboy style!"
He received a few looks at that but they soon warmed up to the idea. The twins went with Tamaki to Haruhi's class. Then Tamaki spotted her and called "Haruhi!" before racing off. As the twins followed they all heard a small squeak and they stilled. Under Tamaki's foot was Belzeneff. Nekozawa cried out as he spotted them and then he picked Belzeneff up saying "I curse you! Prepare for a week you'll never forget!" before running off crying.
Tamaki cried out in fear as all three shook in terror. Then they raced back to the music room and sat there shaking. Kyoya sighed as Huni continued eating and Haruhi just sighed as well. That night they all left and went home. Tamaki went to bed, staying wide awake for ages before he finally fell asleep. Meanwhile the twins were cuddling each other in bed before they too fell asleep. Their bodies gave off a pulse of light and their minds drifted, their dreams making them travel across time and place to somewhere completely different.
Monday morning – for Allen, Lavi and Kanda at the club
Kanda groaned as sunlight hit his eyes. Throwing a hand over his eyes he stilled. The sun never shone into his room on a morning. He sat up fast, looking around and feeling extremely odd about something. His nerves were rattling and he looked around and stilled again. This was not his room. He looked down and saw he was half naked and this was not his body. He jumped out of the bed and raced to the mirror before he froze. He had orange hair and golden eyes. He heard a noise so Kanda turned around to see another thing in the bed moving. The thing sat up and he stopped, it was an identical image from the mirror sitting up in the bed.
It looked around, stilled like he did and then yelled out quietly. Kanda rushed over and said "quiet will you!" The boy stilled and said "Kanda?" Kanda froze and removed his hand from the boy's mouth whispering "Allen?" The boy, Allen, nodded and then whispered "what the hell is going on? Where are we ad why the hell do we look alike?" Kanda growled and shut him up by hitting his head before saying "I don't know" Glancing around Allen spotted a set of clothes. He crawled to them and read the names off the tags.
"Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. That must be us but who is who?" Kanda growled low in his throat and looked at his clothes. He then said "I'm Kaoru and that means you are this Hikaru guy" Allen frowned, this made his head hurt as thoughts whirled in his head. His and another's. Allen got out of the bed and stumbled through the room as his body moved on its own to dress and go downstairs followed by Kaoru or Kanda. Allen sighed, that was going to get confusing. The two got into the limousine and left to go to school by the looks of it but Kanda didn't look happy. The uniform was purple and Kanda didn't really like purple. Allen meanwhile was relaxing and trying to figure it out. Last night they had been in the 19th Century in France and now they were in the 20th Century in Japan? Also in different bodies but the same mind. How? It wasn't possible.
They arrived at school and instantly went to music room three, minds knowing where to go. As they entered they were attacked by a small blond boy yelling "Kao-Chan and Hika-Chan are here! Time to get dressed!" Kanda and Allen tried to resist but the boy, Huni-senpai said their minds, was surprisingly strong and pushed them into the change room. A set of dark blue soldier uniforms along with lighter blue sashes stating Commander Kaoru, Commander Hikaru. Kanda and Allen looked at each other, winced and then dressed, both blushing and avoiding looking at each other. As they emerged they saw a group surrounding another tall blond boy with purple eyes.
He was talking to them, complaining and trying to explain but the others were just looking at him like he was mad. The two walked over and asked "what's going on guys?" at the same time before glaring at each other. "Beansprout" Allen snapped back "don't call me that prick!" then they stopped and turned to look at the others. The tall blond was staring at them, the small one and the dark haired one was watching in shock and the other tall one with glasses said "are you two okay? This isn't a joke Is it again?" Allen shook his hands saying "yeah, just a joke guys, right Kaoru?" Kanda growled and looked away saying "yeah sure" The group, Kyoya, Huni, Mori and Tamaki, nodded and Huni smiled saying "that's good. Hika-chan and Kao-chan aren't allowed to fight"
Allen and Kanda smiled as Tamaki raced over saying "come with me! I need to talk to you now!" Allen and Kanda were yanked from the room quicker than they could react and found themselves in the hall with Tamaki looking at them. "Yes Tamaki?" asked Allen, Kanda just looking away. Then Tamaki grinned saying "nice to see you to Yuu" Kanda turned and snapped "shut up!" before Allen said "Lavi?" Tamaki, or Lavi, nodded and asked "you guys know what has happened?" Allen shrugged and Kanda scowled; the image not appealing on Kaoru's face. Suddenly a face popped out, the dark haired man, Kyoya. Kyoya looked at them and said "Tamaki, Kaoru, Hikaru, it is time for the girls to arrive" The three nodded and headed back in. "What are we doing by the way?" asked Lavi/Tamaki. Kyoya turned and said "you're not serious. It is playboy time today, your decision. Twins get into position for your brotherly love. You do remember right?" Kanda and Allen stood in shock and then turned to each other yelling "no freaking way!"